Everyone deserves the best!   Pin changes image when you move it  

A couple test tickles never hurt anyone!   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches 

Anything is better than nothing!   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches 

Genius advertising!   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches 

That definition is correct!   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches 

Hello Hernando!   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches 

For when you can't do it yourself...   6.75 by 3.5 by 1.5 inches 

Get a head start on tax season!   8.25 by 4.25 by 2 inches 

The doll nobody asked for but thank god it exists!   Doll is 8.5 inches tall

A word about Screw and Al Goldstein... Started in 1968, Screw was one of the first publications that normalized pornography and sex. Its creator, Al Goldstein, was a supporter of first amendment...

Get people really talking, put a condom machine in your bathroom.   24 by 14 by 5 inches   

Crank the lever and watch her shimmy.   It made from a soft plastic and the girl is rubber.

I cannot tell a lie!   Laying flat 14 by 12 inches

Business in the front, party in the back.   9 by 2.75 by 2 inches 

The doll no one asked for...   Doll is 8.5 inches tall

An award of merit for a real sport...   The plaque is made out of cardbard.