Those are definitely lovers!   Approximately 3 5/8 by 2 5/8 by 5/8 inches 

This promotional porno deck is perfect for distracting our opponents!   Approximately 3 5/8 by 2 5/8 by 5/8 inches

Settle just about anything...   9 by 5 by 1 inches   

Get cracking...   6.75 by 3.75 by 1.5 inches 

A container for your biggest mistake...   3.5 by 3 by 1.5 inches 

Yes, that's a penis...   4.25 by 2 inches  

It's always baseball season somewhere...   6 by 3.5 by 1 inches 

Learning is fun!   6 by 3.5 by 1 inches 

The doll nobody asked for but thank god it exists!   Doll is 8.5 inches tall

A word about Screw and Al Goldstein... Started in 1968, Screw was one of the first publications that normalized pornography and sex. Its creator, Al Goldstein, was a supporter of first amendment...

Get people really talking, put a condom machine in your bathroom.   24 by 14 by 5 inches   

Crank the lever and watch her shimmy.   It made from a soft plastic and the girl is rubber.

Business in the front, party in the back.   9 by 2.75 by 2 inches 

The doll no one asked for...   Doll is 8.5 inches tall

An award of merit for a real sport...   The plaque is made out of cardbard.  

That's your warning, do not touch!   Liquid can be poured out in the holes in the chest.