Settle just about anything...   9 by 5 by 1 inches   

Get cracking...   6.75 by 3.75 by 1.5 inches 

A container for your biggest mistake...   3.5 by 3 by 1.5 inches 

Yes, that's a penis...   4.25 by 2 inches  

It's always baseball season somewhere...   6 by 3.5 by 1 inches 

Learning is fun!   6 by 3.5 by 1 inches 

Pour la chat!   4.75 by 3.5 by 1.5 inches 

Ribbons for everyone!   4.75 by 3.5 by 1.5 inches 

The doll nobody asked for but thank god it exists!   Doll is 8.5 inches tall

A word about Screw and Al Goldstein... Started in 1968, Screw was one of the first publications that normalized pornography and sex. Its creator, Al Goldstein, was a supporter of first amendment...

Get people really talking, put a condom machine in your bathroom.   24 by 14 by 5 inches   

Crank the lever and watch her shimmy.   It made from a soft plastic and the girl is rubber.

Business in the front, party in the back.   9 by 2.75 by 2 inches 

The doll no one asked for...   Doll is 8.5 inches tall

An award of merit for a real sport...   The plaque is made out of cardbard.  

That's your warning, do not touch!   Liquid can be poured out in the holes in the chest.