Gag Gift Boxes

Are you here to make a deposit?   5.5 by 4.75 by 1.5 inches 

One hammock fits both...   5.5 by 3.25 by .5 inches 

They call it puppy love...   Approx 1.25 by 1.

Never drink and park!   3 by 2 by 1 inches 

Keeping you warm all year round...   3 by 2 by 1 inches 

Round and firm...   3 by 2 by 1 inches 

If that doesn't help, I have a microscope    8 by 3.25 by 1.25 inches <

Settle just about anything...   9 by 5 by 1 inches   

Get cracking...   6.75 by 3.75 by 1.5 inches 

A container for your biggest mistake...   3.5 by 3 by 1.5 inches 

It's always baseball season somewhere...   6 by 3.5 by 1 inches 

Learning is fun!   6 by 3.5 by 1 inches 

Pour la chat!   4.75 by 3.5 by 1.5 inches 

Ribbons for everyone!   4.75 by 3.5 by 1.5 inches 

Thank you!   6 by 3 by 1.25 inches 

Anything is better than nothing!   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches 

Genius advertising!   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches 

That definition is correct!   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches 

Hello Hernando!   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches 

For when you can't do it yourself...   6.75 by 3.5 by 1.5 inches 

Get a head start on tax season!   8.25 by 4.25 by 2 inches 

Everyone needs a little help sometimes!   4 by 3.25 by 1.5 inches 

Where are we going?   4.5 by 2 by .5 inches 

All kinds of screwing!   3 5/8 by 2.5 by 5/8 inches 

America has many pastimes...   3 5/8 by 2.5 by 5/8 inches 

Aloha!   7 by 5 by 1.5 inches  &nb

Women's best friend!   6 by 5 by .5 inches 

The happiest I've been in a while...   6.5 by 1.75 by 1.75 inches 

All cats can be dangerous   4.75 by 3.5 by 1.25 inches   

Finger tip control...   9.25 by 2.5 by 1.5 inches    Some wear and warping to the box but does not aff

For the errant knight...   Made out of plastic   6.75 by 3.75  by 1.5 inches <

You light up my life...   Not a real light, just for jokes   6.75 by 3.75  by 1.5 i

Sounds like a naughty version on the Hokey Pokey...   Closed card 4 3/8 by 3.75 inches

For the little guys littler guy...   Card is 5.5 by 4.5 inches

Keep your head down!   Box 1 5/8 by 1 5/8 by 1 5/8 inches

It really is possible!   6 by 3.5  by 1.5 inches    Some wear, tear, and crushing to the box but

That's one way to ruin a cake   3.5 by 2.5 by 1.5 inches 

Another year older... another year shittier   Box 4.75 by 4.75 by 2.25 inches 

You can make one at home! DIY!   Box 7.25 by 3 by 1.75 inches 

Really for anyone who wants everything!   5.25 by 5.25 by 2.25 inches 

So that's the difference!   6 by 4 by 1.75 inches 

The poor squirt never expected it!   7.75 by 3.5 by .75 inches 

For golf related emergencies   6.75 by 3.25 by 1 inches 

Real fork, fake diet...   7.25 by 2.75 by .5 inches 

I investigate the most private of matters...   6 by 3.5 by 1 inches    Some wear to the box but does n

The precursor to Spanx   3 5/8 by 2 5/8 by 7/8 inches    Some wear but does not affect its hilarity&nb

I guess this is the closest I'm ever getting to a fur coat...   3 5/8 by 2 5/8 by 7/8 inches    Some w

Wonder exactly what's he's thinking about...   Box 5 by 3.25 by 2.5 inches <

I'm going to need more pearls... and maybe some diamonds.   4.75 by 3.5 by 1 inches    Some wear to th

So that's why I've never won before   5.5 by 4.5 by 1 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity&nbs

For those hard to reach screws.   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches 

Really get it stretched out...   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches 

I've been meaning to get my hands on this...   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches 

A very specific kink.   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches 

There's a reason it's the world's oldest profession.   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches 

As you get older it becomes harder to do those everyday activities. Boom, this one problem solved!   Box 7.25 by 3.25 by 1.5 inches <

Allergy season or cold season, sometimes you just need that extra hand, or finger.   Box 6 by 3 by 1.25 inches 

Not just for ladies but if you love a game of ring toss and penises, this is for you!   Box 5.75 by 5.75 by 1.75 inches 

Back when the boob tube was a portable device, the good old days.   Box is 3.5 by 3 by 1.75 inches 

Is your nose always cold in the winter? If you live in a warm climate probably not so this isn't for you.   Card i

Golf clubs are a metaphor for life and sex drive.   7 by 4.75 b

Fuzzy balls are a favorite for everyone...who plays tennis that is.   Not an actual necklace, just a charm on a chain for jokes!  

Executives are just so busy! And if they wear these they are also probably sitting in their own shit.   Not actually wearable, just for jokes!

This type of sock is a necessity for staying warm in the winter!   6.75 by 3.75 by 1.5 inches 

If you smoke cigarettes, you are an asshole. This is just a fact.   6 by 3.5 by 1 inches 

The best soap for getting all sides equally clean.   6.5 by 4.5 by 1.25 inches 

An effective way for women to get all those nooks and crannies clean.   6.5 by 4.5 by 1.25 inches 

For when you need to fit in tight spaces    5.5 by 4.5 by 1.25 inches 

It's the little things that count!   4.25 by 3.5 by 1.25 inches 

Sometimes you just need to de-ice to feel better.   Does not actually plug in, just for jokes.  

If it's your time of the month and you aren't feeling so hot, a fancy pad is sure to make you feel jazzier!    Box 11.75 by 5.75 by .75 inch

As if normal length lingerie didn't provide enough access...   Box 8.25 by 6.75 by 1 inches 

Good thing there are two there.   Box 4.5 by 4.5 by 2 inches 

Leave nothing to the imagination   Box 7.5 by 4.5 by 1 inches 

The only way to ensure you never lose.   3 by 2 by 1 inches 

Facts, if you can't get any food in your mouth, you will lose weight.   Box 6.25 by 5 by 1 inches 

Even bald heads need self care.   Box 7.75 by 2.5 by .75 inches 

Do not share with others, it's unhygienic.   Box 14.25 by 2.5 by 1.25 inches 

Keep it warm and supported.   5.25 by 4 by 1.25 inches 

Forgotten beauty tips from the past.   7.75 by 3.75 by .75 inches

Now you can keep your nipples warm!   10 by 4 by 1.25 inches 

100% guaranteed to prevent pregnancies. As a bonus, it also prevents cheating.   6.75 by 3.75 by 1.75 inches 

When you have trouble getting it in...   5.5 by 4.5 by 1.25 inches 

The only fool proof way! Actually this method depends on them being a fool.   6 by 3 by 1.25 inches 

I bet you thought it was going to be something else...   Box 6 by 3 by 1.35 inches 

Seniors are looking really sexy...   Box is 5 by 4 by 1 inches 

Well when it's that size...   Box 6.5 by 3 by 2 inches

Get really good at it...   Box 6.5 by 3 by 2 inches

For those who enjoy the very best...   Most likely real fur.  

For fancy butts only.   Box 3.75 by 3.75 by 1.75 inches

The number one recommended gum massager...   Does not actually do anything if plugged in.

A glove like that is sure to be very handy...   6 by 4 by 1 inches  <

You need all three to fully optimize your fun.   3 by 2 by 1 inches 

You'll always have that, until it stops working...   3 by 2 by 1 inches 

For when you're feeling fancy and don't want to have kids...   3 by 2 by 1 inches <

You should probably get that appraised.   Box 3.5 by 3.25 by 1.75 inches 

It's like a genie lamp except you don't get any wishes.   6 by 3.5 by 1 inches

All maidens would be delighted to have one.   6 by 3 by 1.5 inches 

I don't see a problem here...   3 by 2 by 1 inches 

Everyone needs a stretched pecker...   10.75 by 5.75 by 1 inches