Ashtrays & Lighters

Safety first!   5.25 inch diameter    Some crazing and wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

One way to make a broad jump...   5.25 inch diameter    Some crazing and wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

But I can't resist cheese...   5.25 inch diameter    Some crazing and wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I'm glad we cleared that up...   5.25 inch diameter    Some crazing and wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Not any troubles like that   When you pull open the box you flip up the tab for a secret message   Approximately 2 by 1.75 by .5 inches    Some wear, tear, fraying and small pinholes but still a very cool piece for a...

I don't really need a friend either...   When you pull open the box you flip up the tab for a secret message   Approximately 2 by 1.75 by .5 inches    Some wear, tear, fraying and small pinholes but still a very cool piece for a...

I was trying to fail...   When you pull open the box you flip up the tab for a secret message   Approximately 2 by 1.75 by .5 inches    Some wear, tear, fraying and small pinholes but still a very cool piece for a...

I'll gladly use that to my advantage!   When you pull open the box you flip up the tab for a secret message   Approximately 2 by 1.75 by .5 inches    Some wear, tear, fraying and small pinholes but still a very cool piece for a...

I didn't have one either...   When you pull open the box you flip up the tab for a secret message   Approximately 2 by 1.75 by .5 inches    Some wear, tear, fraying and small pinholes but still a very cool piece for a...

Very Confidential!   5.25 inch diameter    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Go back to your own bed...   5.25 inch diameter    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Wedding day to remember...   5.25 inch diameter    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I wonder what the grand prize is!   5.25 inch diameter    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

FOCUS!   4 inch diameter    Some minor wear and imperfections but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

You're bigger than I remember    4 inch diameter    Some minor wear and imperfections but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Some feel cockier than others   4 inch diameter    Some minor wear and imperfections but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Make your wreath door worthy...   2 by 1.75 inches    Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

He's really such a creep   2 by 1.75 inches    Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

He's getting really close...   2 by 1.75 inches    Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

A good Christmas spanking...   2 by 1.75 inches    Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Depending on what you're lighting, it could be a nice day!   The insert most likely needs replaced but it is a standard size.   2 by 1.5 by .5 inches    Some small scratches and wear. Lighter insert no longer sparks so it will need to...

LOVE this lighter!   The insert most likely needs replaced but it is a standard size.   2 by 1.5 by .5 inches    Some small scratches and wear. Lighter insert no longer sparks so it will need to be replaced. Insert replacements can be...

This guy definitely knows how to have a good time!   The insert most likely needs replaced but it is a standard size.   2 by 1.5 by .5 inches    Some small scratches and wear. Lighter insert no longer sparks so it will need to be...

Who would you buy this for? Who? Who??   The insert most likely needs replaced but it is a standard size.   2 by 1.5 by .5 inches    Some small scratches and wear. Lighter insert no longer sparks so it will need to be replaced. Insert...

She is the disco queen feel the beat from the tambourine!   The insert most likely needs replaced but it is a standard size.   2 by 1.5 by .5 inches    Some small scratches and wear. Lighter insert no longer sparks so it will need to...

Get out now while you still have some dignity...and money.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Especially below the belt.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And don't get caught.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Killing time and buying poverty, these are things to protest.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches    Some wear and tear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Hopefully you don't make any mistakes while you're scheming.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches    Some wear and tear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Do it my way, do it tomorrow.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches    Some wear and tear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Or you could nag your husband into buying you a Cadillac.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches    Some wear and tear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Here's your reminder to stop worrying about money.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches    Some wear and tear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Can't wait to get familiar with you so we can do some pleasure.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches    Some wear and tear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Using your head must have caused you to flunk.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches    Some wear and tear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Don't worry, I'm a professional at not thinking.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The more money the better.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It can't all be that bad.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I don't even want it.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And I'd do it again!   1.75 by 1 1/8 by 3/8 inches    Some small scratches, crazing, and wear but still an awesome piece!   Thank you for looking!

The only time the coyote succeeded.   2.25 by 1.5 by .5 inches    Unfired and sparks should work when filled but if you choose, you can buy a new insert which is a standard size. Some scuffs and the enamel plate is cracked but still an...

Sometimes he can go twice a night but he's still never king.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some paint loss but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Something else is about to also be late...   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some paint loss but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

The only time it's appropriate to mix business and pleasure.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some paint loss but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

A parody permanent match for someone with a strange sense of humor...   1.75 by 1 1/8 by 3/8 inches    Some small scratches, crazing, and wear but still an awesome piece!   Thank you for looking!

Keep on keeping on...   1.75 by 1 1/8 by 3/8 inches    Some small scratches, crazing, and wear but still an awesome piece!   Thank you for looking!

Bootleg Mr. Natural at your service.   1.75 by 1 1/8 by 3/8 inches    Some small scratches, crazing, and wear but still an awesome piece!   Thank you for looking!

Neither of them wants to pay alimony, I get it.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

With a boss like that, I think I'd stay in the office and work. There's safety in numbers.   4.75 by 4.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

There just aren't that many good ones out there.   4.75 by 4.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

He will regret saying that later, unless he has nothing.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor paint loss but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

He knew very well that wasn't Emma.   6.25 by 3 inches   Some wear and chips on the edges but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

With that many kids, his health and wealth are sure to decline...   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Can't walk, can't drive, I think you should just sleep in you car.   4 inch diameter   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

With those success rates, I think I'll find another doctor.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear and a repaired chip on the back but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

He's about to lose his job...   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear and smudging that seem to be from production but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The best kind of healing is sexual healing.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor paint loss and marks but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Because most of the time it's someone else...   5.25 inch diameter    Some minor marks and a small chip on the lip but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

It's hard being a juror, especially when you're hung.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor paint loss but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

That's one long sock, it's really impressive he was able to get that around his neck...   4.75 by 4 inches    Some minor wear and imperfections but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Sounds like they are slowly trying to get rid out him.   6 by 3 inches   Some of the paint is scratched off but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

His calves don't have those kinds of curves...   4 inch diameter     Some paint loss but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

It's hard to remember how to make one when your head is all screwed up.   6 inch diameter    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Use your mind powers to stop it.   6 inch diameter    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's his whole world...   The insert most likely needs replaced but it is a standard size.   2 by 1.5 by .5 inches    Some wear, stains, and scratches but does not affect the hilarity. Some small scratches and wear. Lighter insert no...

Better to sleep alone than the get nagged by an old hen.   The insert most likely needs replaced but it is a standard size.   2 by 1.5 by .5 inches    Some wear and scratches but does not affect the hilarity. Some small scratches and...

The fuck it dance...   2.25 by 1.5 by .5 inches    Unfired and but no longer sparks. It might need a new insert which is a standard size. Some very minor scuffs but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

But it's hard to find someone to give it...   The insert most likely needs replaced but it is a standard size. Will be shipped with insert not inside the case as it is hard to get in and out of the case.   2 by 1.5 by .5...

Watch for a big reveal as the lighter heats up   The lighter unfired and sparks but just needs filled. The lighter needs to be pretty hot to make the briefs disappear    2.25 by 1.5 by 3/8 inches   Some minor marks but otherwise great...

Watch for a big reveal as the lighter heats up   The lighter unfired and sparks but just needs filled. The lighter needs to be pretty hot to make the briefs disappear    2.25 by 1.5 by 3/8 inches   Some minor marks but otherwise great...

Do you like my hat?   2.25 by 1.5 by .5 inches   Some minor marks but otherwise great vintage condition. The lighter sparks and it should work once filled with fluid.   Thank you for looking!

She seems to have lost her top...   2.25 by 1.5 by .5 inches   Some minor marks but otherwise great vintage condition. The lighter sparks and it should work once filled with fluid.   Thank you for looking!

Relax, have a seat...   2.25 by 1.5 by .5 inches   Some minor marks but otherwise great vintage condition. The lighter sparks and it should work once filled with fluid.   Thank you for looking!

That's one way to work on the under carriage.   2.25 by 1.5 by .5 inches   Some minor marks but otherwise great vintage condition. The lighter sparks and it should work once filled with fluid.   Thank you for looking!

The greatest show on earth...   2.25 by 1.5 by .5 inches   Some minor marks but otherwise great vintage condition. The lighter sparks and it should work once filled with fluid.   Thank you for looking!

Flip the lighter and cover her head for a sexy surprise.   2.25 by 1.5 by .5 inches    The lighter insert no longer works and will need to be replaced. The inserts are standard size and easy to fine online.. Some scuffs but otherwise a...

Not impossible but also not easy.   The insert most likely needs replaced but it is a standard size.   2 by 1.5 by .5 inches    Some wear and scratches but does not affect the hilarity. Some small scratches and wear. Lighter insert no...

Head down..   5.25 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

She was the only one worth saving.   6.25 by 3 inches   Some minor chips along the edges but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Someday soon...   6 by 3 inches   Some of the paint is scratched off but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

And he's not even the father...   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor paint loss but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It was a unanimous decision, all the voices in my head agreed.   6 inch diameter    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

Recognize who really runs the house.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor paint loss but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

A monument to what?   6 by 3 by .5 inches    Some minor imperfections but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Camels don't even want to be camels.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some paint loss but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

He's usually very wrong...   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some paint loss but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Poor Clarence looks terrified.    5.25 inch diameter    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I do my best work in the office.   7.5 inch diameter    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Nothing says ashtray like a drunk guy hanging from a lamppost.    5.75 by 3.25 by 3 inches    Some paint chipping and other wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

A fake book ashtray that says Humor Door, that's just too punny!   8.75 by 5.75 by 2 inches    The ashtray is very chipped and some wear and tear throughout but still an awesome rare piece   Thank you for looking!

The perfect place to keep a badge is in the under boob.   5.25 inch diameter    Some minor wear to the gold but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Happy feet make happy babies.   5.25 inch diameter    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

That Superman is such a little rascal.   5.25 inch diameter    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

A good time was had by all, except ma of course   5.25 inch diameter    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Little cock plates for your cocktail party.   2.25 by 2.25 inches    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

A coaster and an ashtray all in one, they really thought of everything back then.   3.5 inch diameter 1 inch tall    One has a crack at the drawer but is still fully fuctional! Aside from some minor wear, great vintage...

If they aren't carrying anything, that is some impressive mime work.   6 by 3 inches    Some crazing but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

That will teach him to slither into her bed.   5 by 5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Bill should definitely make his appointment now before some other guy books it.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor paint loss but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

There sure was a lot of traffic going passed her house.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor paint loss but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!