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Safety first!   5.25 inch diameter    Some crazing and wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

One way to make a broad jump...   5.25 inch diameter    Some crazing and wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

But I can't resist cheese...   5.25 inch diameter    Some crazing and wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I'm glad we cleared that up...   5.25 inch diameter    Some crazing and wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It doesn't have to be that meaningful...   Made of a thin plastic   8  by 4.25 inches   Some wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Won't be able to keep your eye off the ball...   Golf ball size 1.5 inch diameter    Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Wonder what kind of fish that will catch...   Not meant to be used, just for jokes   Lure 2.25 by 1 by 1 inches  Box 5 by 1.75 by 1.75 inches   Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

For those very special occasions! Technically a boutonnier...   Multiple colors available! Not for use, just for jokes.   Corsage 4 by 3 inches Packaging 9 by 4.5 inches    Some wear to the packaging but does not affect its...

Finger tip control...   9.25 by 2.5 by 1.5 inches    Some wear and warping to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

For the errant knight...   Made out of plastic   6.75 by 3.75  by 1.5 inches    Some wear, tear, and crushing to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

You light up my life...   Not a real light, just for jokes   6.75 by 3.75  by 1.5 inches    Some wear, tear, and crushing to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Better safe than sorry...   7 by 6 inches   Some wear to the packaging Never opened so I'm not sure of the state of what's inside. Still an awesome piece!   Thank you for looking!

Guaranteed to control sexual urges up to 6 hours...   When closed 5.25 by 2.5 by 1.5 inches   Some wear and tear and stains but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

It's magic!   Packaging 8.25 by 4.75 inches   Not sure if it actually still grows but perfect for display! Some wear, tear, and staining to the packaging but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

And if that's still too many words for you...    Set of 9 cards   3.5 by 2 inches    Plastic is open and some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I'd do it without the wine and dine...   Set of 9 cards   3.5 by 2 inches    Plastic is open and some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It all feels like the same day at this point...   Set of 9 cards   3.5 by 2 inches    Plastic is open and some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's right here!   Set of 9 cards   3.5 by 2 inches    Plastic is open and some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I just don't have anything...   Set of 9 cards   3.5 by 2 inches    Plastic is open and some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Sounds like a naughty version on the Hokey Pokey...   Closed card 4 3/8 by 3.75 inches   Some wear and tear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

For the little guys littler guy...   Card is 5.5 by 4.5 inches   Some wear and staining but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Keep your head down!   Box 1 5/8 by 1 5/8 by 1 5/8 inches   Some wear and the spacing between boobs varies but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

He sure is horny!   Box is 3.75 by 3 by 1.75 inches   Some wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

She sure is packin'!   Box 6.75 by 2.5 by 2 inches   Some wear and tear to the box and some stains on the toy but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I don't believe you, she looks fun!   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear and stains but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear and stains but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

He wasn't that good either...   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear and stains but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

Do you see how shy she is?   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear and stains but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

No thanks...   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear and creasing on the upper right hand corner but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

Wonder what popped up...   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

Which end??   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

He does look very formal in his birthday suit...   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

What kind of formal wear is this?   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

Only an experienced golfer can get this hole in one...   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

Do you need a tissue...   No envelope, just card.   6.75 by 3 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Now if only I could figure out how to make money off it...   No envelope, just card.   6.75 by 3 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Don't act too impulsively!   No envelope, just card.   6.75 by 3 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

I can "bee" whatever I want to "bee"   No envelope, just card.   6.75 by 3 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

I've learned to expect nothing. Now I'm never let down...   No envelope, just card.   6.75 by 3 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

But honestly, I'd rather it be mine...   No envelope, just card.   6.75 by 3 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

It might be Botox but I can't be sure...   No envelope, just card.   6.75 by 3 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

I'm not correcting you, 21 sounds good to me!   No envelope, just card.   6.75 by 3 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

At least they waited until they were married...   Each is 6 by 5 by 1 inches   Some wear and staining but does not affect its hilarity. Box is more or less destroyed but will still be included.   Thank you for looking!

Grab at your own risk!   Made of wood    7 by 2 7/8 inches    Some wear and tear but still a fun sign!   Thank you for looking!

You can also learn by doing...   Made of wood    7 by 2 7/8 inches    Some wear and tear but still a fun sign!   Thank you for looking!

Watch your eyes on those things!   Made of wood   4.25 inches tall 2.25 inch diameter    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

Popped up and ready to go!   Made of wood   5 inches tall 2 inch diameter    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

No one can afford to be sick these days.   No envelope, just card.   8.5 by 3.75 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Owing money is definitely not funny!   No envelope, just card.   6.5 by 2 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

You look like you need some glue   No envelope, just card.   7.5 by 3.5 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

You're looking cooler than you ever have.   No envelope, just card.   8.5 by 3.75 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

That is putting it nicely...   No envelope, just card.   7 by 3.5 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

That is one magnificent possession...   No envelope, just card.   7 by 3.5 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Need a good man? Here he is!   Made of wood   4.25 by 1.5 by 1.25 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

Also for the squirrels!   Made of thin wood and feet are plastic. Hanging tab in back can be turned down   7 by 5 inches    Some wear and paint loss but still a fun sign!   Thank you for looking!

Sometimes I'll make two!   Made of thin wood and feet are plastic. Hanging tab in back can be turned down   7 by 5 inches    Some wear and paint loss but still a fun sign!   Thank you for looking!

I'm still finding sand in the crevices...   Made of thin wood and feet are plastic. Hanging tab in back can be turned down   7 by 5 inches    Some wear and paint loss but still a fun sign!   Thank you for looking!

Adam and Eve were made for each other...   Made of plastic   5.7Each statue is 7.5 by 2.25 by 2 inches   New old stock with some wear and minor imperfections   Thank you for looking!

I love all my friends...   Made of plastic   5.75 by 2 by 1.5 inches   New old stock with some wear and minor imperfections   Thank you for looking!

Right on is right!    Made of plastic   5 by 3 by 2 inches   New old stock with some wear and minor imperfections   Thank you for looking!

Maybe a little too friendly. Pass the soap...   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Something to look forward to...   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

There are people scarier than a wife. A mother is law is one...   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

A bikini is too much coverage...   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

In the 90s, there was a legitimate need for protection...   Box 4 by 4  by 4 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

It really is possible!   6 by 3.5  by 1.5 inches    Some wear, tear, and crushing to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Does the soap actually sud? Not sure. But does it need to? Probably not...   Box 8.5 by 1.75 by 1.75 inches    Some minor wear to the box and soap but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's time for wacky races!   Box 4 by 4 by 4 inches  Car 3 by 3 by 3 inches    Some minor wear to the box and car but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Sorry, I didn't mean to be so harsh...   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Do you think I'm sexy?   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

If you don't, too bad!   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Is there anything else I'm getting?   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I thought it was what's behind...   15.5 by 10.25 inches    Some significant brown staining throughout, thinning and fraying of fabric, and other wear from poor storage but does not affect its hilarity! Has been hand laundered and will...

I sure hope not!   15.5 by 10.25 inches    Some significant brown staining throughout, thinning and fraying of fabric, and other wear from poor storage but does not affect its hilarity! Has been hand laundered and will arrive smelling...

I wonder how much that rental is...   15.5 by 10.25 inches    Some significant brown staining throughout, thinning and fraying of fabric, and other wear from poor storage but does not affect its hilarity! Has been hand laundered and will...

I'm glad too!   15.5 by 10.25 inches    Some significant brown staining throughout, thinning and fraying of fabric, and other wear from poor storage but does not affect its hilarity! Has been hand laundered and will arrive smelling...

That's my favorite game!   15.5 by 10.25 inches    Some significant brown staining throughout, thinning and fraying of fabric, and other wear from poor storage but does not affect its hilarity! Has been hand laundered and will arrive...

Nothing is impossible!   15.5 by 10.25 inches    Some significant brown staining throughout, thinning and fraying of fabric, and other wear from poor storage but does not affect its hilarity! Has been hand laundered and will arrive...

That's one way to ruin a cake   3.5 by 2.5 by 1.5 inches    Some wear, stains, and scratches but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Another year older... another year shittier   Box 4.75 by 4.75 by 2.25 inches    Some wear and stains but does not affect the gifts hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I want my money back!   15.5 by 10.25 inches    Some significant brown staining throughout, thinning and fraying of fabric, and other wear from poor storage but does not affect its hilarity! Has been hand laundered and will arrive smelling...

Don't waste time even wrapping it...   15.5 by 10.25 inches    Some significant brown staining throughout, thinning and fraying of fabric, and other wear from poor storage but does not affect its hilarity! Has been hand laundered and will...

Not any troubles like that   When you pull open the box you flip up the tab for a secret message   Approximately 2 by 1.75 by .5 inches    Some wear, tear, fraying and small pinholes but still a very cool piece for a...

I don't really need a friend either...   When you pull open the box you flip up the tab for a secret message   Approximately 2 by 1.75 by .5 inches    Some wear, tear, fraying and small pinholes but still a very cool piece for a...

I was trying to fail...   When you pull open the box you flip up the tab for a secret message   Approximately 2 by 1.75 by .5 inches    Some wear, tear, fraying and small pinholes but still a very cool piece for a...

I'll gladly use that to my advantage!   When you pull open the box you flip up the tab for a secret message   Approximately 2 by 1.75 by .5 inches    Some wear, tear, fraying and small pinholes but still a very cool piece for a...

I didn't have one either...   When you pull open the box you flip up the tab for a secret message   Approximately 2 by 1.75 by .5 inches    Some wear, tear, fraying and small pinholes but still a very cool piece for a...

You can make one at home! DIY!   Box 7.25 by 3 by 1.75 inches    Some minor wear does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

That is very sound advice!   7.5 by 3.75 inches    Some wear and paint loss but still a fun sign!   Thank you for looking!

Just tie them together...   8 by 4 inches    Some wear and paint loss but still a fun sign!   Thank you for looking!

You're not wrong about that...   7.75 by 3.75 inches    Some wear and paint loss but still a fun sign!   Thank you for looking!

What will Della wear?   Sheet 4 by 2.75 inches    Some bending and minor spots and wear   I'm not sure if they still work as decals but definitely a cool collector's piece   Thank you for looking!

Sports model...   Sheet 4 by 2.75 inches    Some bending and minor spots and wear   I'm not sure if they still work as decals but definitely a cool collector's piece   Thank you for looking!

Sweetheart of the cornbelt...   Sheet 4 by 2.75 inches    Some bending and minor spots and wear   I'm not sure if they still work as decals but definitely a cool collector's piece   Thank you for looking!

Sugar for sale...   Sheet 4 by 2.75 inches    Some bending and minor spots and wear   I'm not sure if they still work as decals but definitely a cool collector's piece   Thank you for looking!

Lil' virgin...   Sheet 4 by 2.75 inches    Some bending and minor spots and wear   I'm not sure if they still work as decals but definitely a cool collector's piece   Thank you for looking!

Wenatchee apple...   Sheet 4 by 2.75 inches    Some bending and minor spots and wear   I'm not sure if they still work as decals but definitely a cool collector's piece   Thank you for looking!

The moonshine...   Sheet 4 by 2.75 inches    Some bending and minor spots and wear   I'm not sure if they still work as decals but definitely a cool collector's piece   Thank you for looking!

The hoss got the wrong brand...   Sheet 4 by 2.75 inches    Some bending and minor spots and wear   I'm not sure if they still work as decals but definitely a cool collector's piece   Thank you for looking!

What she learned was not from books...   Sheet 4 by 2.75 inches    Some bending and minor spots and wear   I'm not sure if they still work as decals but definitely a cool collector's piece   Thank you for looking!