I <3 sex   9 by 3 by .5 inches   

Anyone want a sandwich?   7.5 by 4 by 2 inches   

Are you here to make a deposit?   5.5 by 4.75 by 1.5 inches 

After a while crocodile...   Approximately 3.5 inch diameter

Right in there...   Approximately 3.5 inch diameter

Everyone loves a mess   Approximately 3.5 inch diameter

Free massages...   Approximately 3.5 inch diameter

A very super ray gun...   Box 14 by 4.5 by 2 inches 

The doll nobody asked for but thank god it exists!   Doll is 8.5 inches tall

A word about Screw and Al Goldstein... Started in 1968, Screw was one of the first publications that normalized pornography and sex. Its creator, Al Goldstein, was a supporter of first amendment...

Get people really talking, put a condom machine in your bathroom.   24 by 14 by 5 inches   

Crank the lever and watch her shimmy.   It made from a soft plastic and the girl is rubber.

An award of merit for a real sport...   The plaque is made out of cardbard.  

That's your warning, do not touch!   Liquid can be poured out in the holes in the chest.  

Put a nail in your coffin each time you use it...   I haven't tested it because I don't have any cigarettes but all the mechanisms seem to be working. It works by picking up the front and...

Flip to watch her dance.   2 inch diameter