Watch this pussy really pop off...   Box 5 by 1.7

One hammock fits both...   5.5 by 3.25 by .5 inches 

They call it puppy love...   Approx 1.25 by 1.

Never drink and park!   3 by 2 by 1 inches 

Keeping you warm all year round...   3 by 2 by 1 inches 

Round and firm...   3 by 2 by 1 inches 

:)   3.75 by 2.75 inch  

Only when it's good...   2.75 inch diameter    

The doll nobody asked for but thank god it exists!   Doll is 8.5 inches tall

A word about Screw and Al Goldstein... Started in 1968, Screw was one of the first publications that normalized pornography and sex. Its creator, Al Goldstein, was a supporter of first amendment...

Get people really talking, put a condom machine in your bathroom.   24 by 14 by 5 inches   

Crank the lever and watch her shimmy.   It made from a soft plastic and the girl is rubber.

An award of merit for a real sport...   The plaque is made out of cardbard.  

That's your warning, do not touch!   Liquid can be poured out in the holes in the chest.  

Put a nail in your coffin each time you use it...   I haven't tested it because I don't have any cigarettes but all the mechanisms seem to be working. It works by picking up the front and...

Flip to watch her dance.   2 inch diameter