For when you can't do it yourself...   6.75 by 3.5 by 1.5 inches 

Get a head start on tax season!   8.25 by 4.25 by 2 inches 

Everyone needs a little help sometimes!   4 by 3.25 by 1.5 inches 

I know what I'm asking Santa for...   4 by 4 by 1.75 inches   </

Where are we going?   4.5 by 2 by .5 inches 

All kinds of screwing!   3 5/8 by 2.5 by 5/8 inches 

America has many pastimes...   3 5/8 by 2.5 by 5/8 inches 

A very rare snapshot of the golden age of porn! Good luck paying attention to the game...   3 5/8 by 2 5/8 by 5/8

The doll nobody asked for but thank god it exists!   Doll is 8.5 inches tall

A word about Screw and Al Goldstein... Started in 1968, Screw was one of the first publications that normalized pornography and sex. Its creator, Al Goldstein, was a supporter of first amendment...

Get people really talking, put a condom machine in your bathroom.   24 by 14 by 5 inches   

Crank the lever and watch her shimmy.   It made from a soft plastic and the girl is rubber.

I cannot tell a lie!   Laying flat 14 by 12 inches

Business in the front, party in the back.   9 by 2.75 by 2 inches 

The doll no one asked for...   Doll is 8.5 inches tall

An award of merit for a real sport...   The plaque is made out of cardbard.