Safety first!   5.25 inch diameter   

One way to make a broad jump...   5.25 inch diameter 

But I can't resist cheese...   5.25 inch diameter  &n

I'm glad we cleared that up...   5.25 inch diameter 

It doesn't have to be that meaningful...   Made of a thin plastic  </

Won't be able to keep your eye off the ball...   Golf ball size 1.5 inch diameter   

Wonder what kind of fish that will catch...   Not meant to be used, just for jokes   Lure 2.25 by 1 by 1 inches&nb

For those very special occasions! Technically a boutonnier...   Multiple colors available! Not for use, just for jokes.  

The doll nobody asked for but thank god it exists!   Doll is 8.5 inches tall

A word about Screw and Al Goldstein... Started in 1968, Screw was one of the first publications that normalized pornography and sex. Its creator, Al Goldstein, was a supporter of first amendment...

Get people really talking, put a condom machine in your bathroom.   24 by 14 by 5 inches   

Crank the lever and watch her shimmy.   It made from a soft plastic and the girl is rubber.

I cannot tell a lie!   Laying flat 14 by 12 inches

Business in the front, party in the back.   9 by 2.75 by 2 inches 

An award of merit for a real sport...   The plaque is made out of cardbard.  

That's your warning, do not touch!   Liquid can be poured out in the holes in the chest.