Humor Gag Gift Joke Cartoon Novelty Dream String Of Pearls Mid Century Modern Retro Vintage

And how did I get here?   1.25 inch diameter

Good dreams only...   No envelope, just card.  

Put a nail in your coffin each time you use it...   I haven't tested it because I don't have any cigarettes but all the mechanisms seem to be working. It works by picking up the front and...

It doesn't ever feel like it gets you clean...   Box 4.5 by 3.5 by 2 inches 

Just a couple of bar flies...   Base 4 by 3 by 1.5 inches