Ashtrays & Lighters

A fake book ashtray that says Humor Door, that's just too punny!   8.75 by 5.75 by 2 inches    The ashtray is very chipped and some wear and tear throughout but still an awesome rare piece   Thank you for looking!

The perfect place to keep a badge is in the under boob.   5.25 inch diameter    Some minor wear to the gold but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Happy feet make happy babies.   5.25 inch diameter    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

That Superman is such a little rascal.   5.25 inch diameter    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

A good time was had by all, except ma of course   5.25 inch diameter    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Little cock plates for your cocktail party.   2.25 by 2.25 inches    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

A coaster and an ashtray all in one, they really thought of everything back then.   3.5 inch diameter 1 inch tall    One has a crack at the drawer but is still fully fuctional! Aside from some minor wear, great vintage...

If they aren't carrying anything, that is some impressive mime work.   6 by 3 inches    Some crazing but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

That will teach him to slither into her bed.   5 by 5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Bill should definitely make his appointment now before some other guy books it.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor paint loss but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

There sure was a lot of traffic going passed her house.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor paint loss but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Just another bunny shaped notch on the bedpost.   5 by 5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

An honest way to make a living...   5 by 5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

He's already given away too much milk this week.   5.25 inch diameter    There is a printing error so the lettering is hard to read. Some minor marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

No words for this one, it's pretty self explanatory what's happening here.   5.25 inch diameter    Some of the paint is scratched off but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

The layaway plan probably isn't best for this situation.   5 by 5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Hey, money is money.   6 inch diameter   Some minor paint loss but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

There's no such thing as good news anymore.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

She must have had one wild night.   5.25 inch diameter    Some minor marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

This dog really loves his toy.   5.25 inch diameter    Some minor marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Another day, another creepy doctor...   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

How do you explain the girls that run faster?   7 inch diameter    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I think it's time to push the beds together.   3.5 inch diameter .75 inches thick    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

That's some wild office party.   3.5 inch diameter .75 inches thick    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

Even these two shits have their shit together.   2.25 by 1.5 by .5 inches   Some minor marks but otherwise great vintage condition. The lighter sparks and is unfired. It should work once filled with fluid   Thank you for looking!