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Put a nail in your coffin each time you use it...   I haven't tested it because I don't have any cigarettes but all the mechanisms seem to be working. It works by picking up the front and...

Unless it's the wacky kind of leaf...   2.25 inch diameter 

Makes bottle opening more pleasurable.   Opener is 6 by 2 by .75 inches  

Who would you buy this for? Who? Who??   The insert most likely needs replaced but it is a standard size.  

Don't eat these candies! Even if they weren't over 40 years old, those candies are gross   5.75 by 4.25 by 1 inches