There are actually a few things that would beat that... 3.5 by 2.5 by .75 inches

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Why wait any longer? 5.5 by 3.5 inches Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity </

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So that's the difference! 6 by 4 by 1.75 inches

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The rooster is the only one that should care. 3 by 2 by 1 inches <

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A couple test tickles never hurt anyone! 2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches

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I guess this is the closest I'm ever getting to a fur coat... 3 5/8 by 2 5/8 by 7/8 inches Some w

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For those very special occasions! Technically a boutonnier... Multiple colors available! Not for use, just for jokes.

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For when you can't do it yourself... 6.75 by 3.5 by 1.5 inches

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Really, who are you kidding? The box is glued shut so no one can open it.

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Humor Gag Box Gift Joke Cartoon Novelty Zebra Cigar Class Ass Mid Century Modern Retro Vintage

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