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Get him ready for a lifetime of marriage.   8.25 by 6 by 1 inches 

If I had a dollar for everytime my belly button was cold...   5 by 4 by 1 inches 

The poor squirt never expected it!   7.75 by 3.5 by .75 inches 

For those who enjoy the very best...   Most likely real fur.  

Put a nail in your coffin each time you use it...   I haven't tested it because I don't have any cigarettes but all the mechanisms seem to be working. It works by picking up the front and...