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Put a nail in your coffin each time you use it...   I haven't tested it because I don't have any cigarettes but all the mechanisms seem to be working. It works by picking up the front and...

It doesn't ever feel like it gets you clean...   Box 4.5 by 3.5 by 2 inches 

Just a couple of bar flies...   Base 4 by 3 by 1.5 inches 

Correction, must travel alone.   3 3/8 inch diameter 

The only letter I'll dedicate my life to...   Not including chain 3 by 2 inches