Humor Gag Gift Joke Cartoon Novelty Spanish Fly Zipper Mid Century Modern Retro Vintage

The only way to guarantee this would work would be to glue it shut...   Box is 7 by 4 by 1 inches

And I'm never coming down.   2.25 inch diameter 

Put a nail in your coffin each time you use it...   I haven't tested it because I don't have any cigarettes but all the mechanisms seem to be working. It works by picking up the front and...

It doesn't ever feel like it gets you clean...   Box 4.5 by 3.5 by 2 inches 

Just a couple of bar flies...   Base 4 by 3 by 1.5 inches