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These Doomstones from 1978 are a perfect way to express how you feel about smoking.   5 by 4.5 by 2.5 inches 

Put a nail in your coffin each time you use it...   I haven't tested it because I don't have any cigarettes but all the mechanisms seem to be working. It works by picking up the front and...

Unless it's the wacky kind of leaf...   2.25 inch diameter 

Poor Clarence looks terrified.    5.25 inch diameter 

Just a couple of bar flies...   Base 4 by 3 by 1.5 inches