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Set of 2 of the sexiest potholders ever? Maybe...   Each is approximately 6 by 6 inches   Some minor wear and stains but still a fun set    Thank you for looking!

There's a pocket for any preference!   Front is 16 by 14.5 inches Each tie is 24 inches long   Some stains and other wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Everyone deserves the best!   Pin changes image when you move it   1.75 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

A couple test tickles never hurt anyone!   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches    Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Anything is better than nothing!   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches    Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Genius advertising!   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches    Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

That definition is correct!   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches    Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Hello Hernando!   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches    Paper inside is stained, some other wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

For when you can't do it yourself...   6.75 by 3.5 by 1.5 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Get a head start on tax season!   8.25 by 4.25 by 2 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Everyone needs a little help sometimes!   4 by 3.25 by 1.5 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I know what I'm asking Santa for...   4 by 4 by 1.75 inches    Some wear to the box and staining but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Where are we going?   4.5 by 2 by .5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

All kinds of screwing!   3 5/8 by 2.5 by 5/8 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

America has many pastimes...   3 5/8 by 2.5 by 5/8 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

A very rare snapshot of the golden age of porn! Good luck paying attention to the game...   3 5/8 by 2 5/8 by 5/8 inches    Some wear to the box and some of the cards have some minor wear but otherwise complete vintage...

How to turn heads at the beach... Probably not meant to be worn, just for laughs    Box 9.75 by 7.25 by 1 inches    Some wear and tear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Aloha!   7 by 5 by 1.5 inches    Some wear and tear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Women's best friend!   6 by 5 by .5 inches    Some wear and tear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

As they should be!   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear and marks with some rusting on the back but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

It's not wrong...   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear and marks with some rusting on the back but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I vaguely remember a time like that   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear and marks with some rusting on the back but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Spread the wealth...   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear and marks with some rusting on the back but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

This applies to many aspects of life   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear and marks with some rusting on the back but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Free punch lines?   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear and marks with some rusting on the back but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Fight to the death!   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear and marks with some rusting on the back but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Why would the tub not have a bottom?   4.5 by 4 inches    Some wear, marks, and crazing but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

An immaculate rear.   4.5 by 4 inches    Some wear, marks, and crazing but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The most logical thing to cut out...   4.5 by 4 inches    Some wear, marks, and crazing but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

That looks like it really hurts.   4.5 by 4 inches    Some wear, marks, and crazing but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The biggest hearts around!   Made of wood   11 by 7.25 by .75 inches    Some wear and paint loss but still a fun sign!   Thank you for looking!

Nice pair!   2 1/8 by 1.75 by .5 inches    Some wear and imperfections but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

The happiest I've been in a while...   6.5 by 1.75 by 1.75 inches    Some wear and tear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I love supporting local businesses!   16.5 by 4 inches   These are over 60 years old so the adhesive on the back probably doesn't stick. Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

No force necessary!   16.5 by 4 inches   These are over 60 years old so the adhesive on the back probably doesn't stick. Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

No one wants grass stains!   16.5 by 4 inches   These are over 60 years old so the adhesive on the back probably doesn't stick. Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I definitely do more loving...   16.5 by 4 inches   These are over 60 years old so the adhesive on the back probably doesn't stick. Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Somebody please help me!   16.5 by 4 inches   These are over 60 years old so the adhesive on the back probably doesn't stick. Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Is there really a difference?   16.5 by 4 inches   These are over 60 years old so the adhesive on the back probably doesn't stick. Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Do you know anyone who's hiring?   16.5 by 4 inches   These are over 60 years old so the adhesive on the back probably doesn't stick. Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

So very refreshing!   16.5 by 4 inches   These are over 60 years old so the adhesive on the back probably doesn't stick. Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Aww shit is right!   16.5 by 4 inches   These are over 60 years old so the adhesive on the back probably doesn't stick. Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I celebrate that every week!   16.5 by 4 inches   These are over 60 years old so the adhesive on the back probably doesn't stick. Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Both are pretty dandy!   16.5 by 4 inches   These are over 60 years old so the adhesive on the back probably doesn't stick. Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I can relate to that little devil!   16.5 by 4 inches   These are over 60 years old so the adhesive on the back probably doesn't stick. Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

That's a major difference    16.5 by 4 inches   These are over 60 years old so the adhesive on the back probably doesn't stick. Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Don't do it!   16.5 by 4 inches   These are over 60 years old so the adhesive on the back probably doesn't stick. Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

That was definitely some chat!   16.5 by 4 inches   These are over 60 years old so the adhesive on the back probably doesn't stick. Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Everything they say is just noise   16.5 by 4 inches   These are over 60 years old so the adhesive on the back probably doesn't stick. Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

That's one way to avoid them...   16.5 by 4 inches   These are over 60 years old so the adhesive on the back probably doesn't stick. Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Every day, it's always the same...   16.5 by 4 inches   These are over 60 years old so the adhesive on the back probably doesn't stick. Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

World renowned!   16.5 by 4 inches   These are over 60 years old so the adhesive on the back probably doesn't stick. Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Keep on keeping on...   16.5 by 4 inches   These are over 60 years old so the adhesive on the back probably doesn't stick. Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

It's a punishment, but not a death sentence!   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear and marks with some rusting on the back but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

A lady in the streets...   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear and marks with some rusting on the back but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I think none?   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear and marks with some rusting on the back but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Good luck in your endeavors!   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear and marks with some rusting on the back but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Is a ruler long enough?   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear and marks with some rusting on the back but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

That shouldn't be too hard for them...   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear and marks with some rusting on the back but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Taking it to the next level...   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear and marks with some rusting on the back but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

All cats can be dangerous   4.75 by 3.5 by 1.25 inches    Some wear to the box and a crack on the back but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Perfect for lotion?   7.5 by 3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some wear and imperfections but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Do you take insurance?   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear and marks with some rusting on the back but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I wonder what girls from other cities have...   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear and marks with some rusting on the back but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I have no idea how that got there...   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear and marks with some rusting on the back but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I am definitely not that girl...   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear and marks with some rusting on the back but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I'm definitely not dull!   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear and marks with some rusting on the back but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I like all kinds of women...   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear and marks with some rusting on the back but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Safety first!   5.25 inch diameter    Some crazing and wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

One way to make a broad jump...   5.25 inch diameter    Some crazing and wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

But I can't resist cheese...   5.25 inch diameter    Some crazing and wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I'm glad we cleared that up...   5.25 inch diameter    Some crazing and wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It doesn't have to be that meaningful...   Made of a thin plastic   8  by 4.25 inches   Some wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Won't be able to keep your eye off the ball...   Golf ball size 1.5 inch diameter    Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Wonder what kind of fish that will catch...   Not meant to be used, just for jokes   Lure 2.25 by 1 by 1 inches  Box 5 by 1.75 by 1.75 inches   Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

For those very special occasions! Technically a boutonnier...   Multiple colors available! Not for use, just for jokes.   Corsage 4 by 3 inches Packaging 9 by 4.5 inches    Some wear to the packaging but does not affect its...

Finger tip control...   9.25 by 2.5 by 1.5 inches    Some wear and warping to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

For the errant knight...   Made out of plastic   6.75 by 3.75  by 1.5 inches    Some wear, tear, and crushing to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

You light up my life...   Not a real light, just for jokes   6.75 by 3.75  by 1.5 inches    Some wear, tear, and crushing to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Better safe than sorry...   7 by 6 inches   Some wear to the packaging Never opened so I'm not sure of the state of what's inside. Still an awesome piece!   Thank you for looking!

Guaranteed to control sexual urges up to 6 hours...   When closed 5.25 by 2.5 by 1.5 inches   Some wear and tear and stains but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

It's magic!   Packaging 8.25 by 4.75 inches   Not sure if it actually still grows but perfect for display! Some wear, tear, and staining to the packaging but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

And if that's still too many words for you...    Set of 9 cards   3.5 by 2 inches    Plastic is open and some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I'd do it without the wine and dine...   Set of 9 cards   3.5 by 2 inches    Plastic is open and some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It all feels like the same day at this point...   Set of 9 cards   3.5 by 2 inches    Plastic is open and some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's right here!   Set of 9 cards   3.5 by 2 inches    Plastic is open and some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I just don't have anything...   Set of 9 cards   3.5 by 2 inches    Plastic is open and some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Sounds like a naughty version on the Hokey Pokey...   Closed card 4 3/8 by 3.75 inches   Some wear and tear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

For the little guys littler guy...   Card is 5.5 by 4.5 inches   Some wear and staining but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Keep your head down!   Box 1 5/8 by 1 5/8 by 1 5/8 inches   Some wear and the spacing between boobs varies but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

He sure is horny!   Box is 3.75 by 3 by 1.75 inches   Some wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I don't believe you, she looks fun!   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear and stains but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear and stains but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

He wasn't that good either...   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear and stains but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

Do you see how shy she is?   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear and stains but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

No thanks...   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear and creasing on the upper right hand corner but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

Wonder what popped up...   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

Which end??   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

He does look very formal in his birthday suit...   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

What kind of formal wear is this?   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!