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I think I need a new doctor.   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

There is no cure.   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I really don't care.   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

So that's how you use those things on the ceiling.   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

That's not the prick that's big.   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's a dick in a box...   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It never truly worked.   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I haven't had it in a really long time.   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Be safe!   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's an organ upgrade.   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Sorry it wasn't you.   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Sexy tiger...   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Get a pizza!   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Not actually that strange.   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

You can tell he works out.   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Doesn't sound like a bad investment.   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Check please!   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The best combination.   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Hope she can breath through her nose.   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Although length and size are also a factor.   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It makes it feel more personal.   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Nails and screws will do both of those things...   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Bring your screwdriver!   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Then why do men rub their eyes too?   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I didn't know that's how those were made!   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I love peanuts!   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

That sometimes happens when you get older...   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

What channel is this on?   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's better for the environment.   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's all an illusion...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Make sure it didn't fall off.   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

That's the biggest prick I've ever seen!   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

That sure is a surprise and it doesn't help that balloons smell like condoms.   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

That's why I don't trust water beds...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Hope the McNuggets makers think this is funny...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I do hope your organ doesn't quit!   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I'm glad it's not a scary monster!   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Those mini skirts are tricky to pull off.    No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And that's something every pussy should be able to do.   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And in the right ways...   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Finally the mouse catches the cat...   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Can't I have both?   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Who's the jackass in this situation?   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I love Italian dishes!    No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

All men serve their specific purpose.   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I'd prefer the fake hot shot...   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

One of you problems at least...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It really never does last long enough...   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Two times is better than one...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's hard to get hard...sad.   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The only kind of surgery without risks...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Poor Richie...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Bigger is better!   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And you just keep getting dirtier and older...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The original dick in a box!   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

That's being clumsy in the worst way.   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

But chocolate is a very close second.   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's really an amazing talent!   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

He's a real car lover...   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

He might want to get those checked out...   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

For everyone who wishes they could go out like that...   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Better late than never!   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

You might want to go wash your hands...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Everyone has to do their part!   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Sometimes that's a good surprise...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Actually, another asshole might not be so bad.   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And I still want one as a pet. Here kitty kitty...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's a good thing I'm not shy...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

He is indeed a hard sleeper...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The proverbs are never wrong...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's worth jet plane type of money!   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The big ones usually cause more trouble...   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

That math adds up to me!   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Now let's take them off...   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Or you could be doing it oh so right...   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The 12 best ways...   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The one inflation I can't get enough of!   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The more you know...   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Good dreams only...   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

So that's where know it alls come from...   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Top shelf ass...   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

What a waste of a perfectly good card!   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Too late, I already did...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

They were meant for each other.   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

At least they are on the same page...   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Actual image of flying United.   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I don't think he's interested.   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The biggest I've ever seen...   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I don't know why he's complaining.   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches    Some minor wear and staining but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

The sexiest Christmas cunt around...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches    Some minor wear and staining but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Such a tender ham...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches    Some minor wear and staining but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Which way do you look?   3.25 by 1.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

A nice pair of butt boobs...   3.25 by 1.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Taking flashing to the next level...   3.25 by 1.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Do your ears hang low...   3.25 by 1.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

They stare right back at you!   3.25 by 1.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Party in the front and back!   3.25 by 1.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The topless waitress has a lot on top...   3.25 by 1.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition     Thank you for looking!

I only want my bras alive from now on!   3.25 by 1.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition     Thank you for looking!

Peeking in all the right places!   3.25 by 1.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition     Thank you for looking!