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For some it is the YES look.   3.25 by 1.75 inches 

Showing off all your assets...   3.25 by 1.75 inches 

Your hips don't lie.   3.25 by 1.75 inches 

My favorite shape of bottom.   3.25 by 1.75 inches  &

She is very incognito...   3.25 by 1.75 inches 

It's a pan with a penis...a huge penis!   Charm is 2 by 1 by 1 inches

I went to Screw U for college...   Bottom part is 1.75 by 1.25 inches  

And they annoy everyone else...   1.75 by 1.25 inches 

This magnet is what nightmares are made out of...   1.5 by 1.25 inches 

And I'd do it again...   1.5 by 1.5 inches 

And once it starts wagging...   1.5 by 1.25 inches 

Then who's a sinner?   1.5 by 1.25 inches 

Thats why I stopped eating tomatoes.   1.5 by 1.5 inches 

Magnet coming at you with the facts.   2 by 1.25 inches 

Make sure they want to come first.   1.75 by 1.5 inches 

So don't forget to take it.   2.5 by 1 inches 

And they made a big mistake letting me out.   Not including chain 2.5 by 1 3/8 inches  <

They are all a very good judge of character.   Not including chain 2.5 by 1 3/8 inches 

Also not the sharpest one...   Not including chain 2.5 by 1 3/8 inches 

Slipping very quickly!   Not including chain 2.5 by 1 3/8 inches 

You get what you pay for.   8 by 8 inches 

The hottest sketch is late summer...   8 by 8 inches 

Sometimes the pullet is better   17 by 10 inches 

Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows you name...   Has a metal hoop to keep apron around waist. &

Grill jokes and an apron? The perfect dad gift.   27 inches long 20 inches wide not including strings 

Sexy cartoons and puns are all you need in life.   29 by 15 inches 

These towels are begging to be used.   Each is 18 by 12 inches 

The real one or the one who thinks their in charge?   Sheet 3.75 by 2.5 inches 

Just kidding, too many cavities and I need money...   Sheet 3.25 by 2.5 inches 

Totem poles are always cool.   Sheet 4 by 2.5 inches 

Joke garment labels are better than name brands.   Packaging 4 by 2.5 inches

I didn't say anything about weed...   3.25 inch diameter 

I don't even know what clean air smells like.   3.25 inch diameter 

It's an uphill battle...   3.25 inch diameter 

The best kind of child!   3.25 inch diameter 

It's not a fetish thing...   3.25 inch diameter 

These days freedom isn't a guarantee.   3.25 inch diameter 

Nothing to see here.   3.25 inch diameter 

And it stays there too...   3.25 inch diameter 

DCan it really be cured?   3.25 inch diameter 

I'll drink to just about anything.   3 inch diameter  

I'd like a "Where are they now?" on this Bud guy...   3.75 by 3 inches 

Get people really talking, put a condom machine in your bathroom.   24 by 14 by 5 inches   

Put a condom machine in your house! The perfect conversation piece.   In working condition and set for .25 cents   

This doll is meant to be put in a car dashboard. It might be a huge distraction...   6 by 2.5 by 2.5 inches 

With fun raising action...   Box 7.5 by 2.25 by 1 inches

Have an Oedipus Complex?   Box at widest 7 by 3 by 3 inches

The only was to make the office a fun place.   Box at widest 6 by 3 inches 6.5 inches tall

Let her help you get those hard to reach places.   14 inches long 3 inches wide

Shoe accessories but make it sexy.   Box 8.25 by 1.25 by 1 inches 

I'll only use a coaster if it is nice to look at...   Box 7.5 by 6.5 by 2 inches 

Please pass the salt... Now the pepper.   Box 4.5 by 3.5 by 2 inches 

Distract everyone at poker night, you might finally win.   3.5 by 2.25 by .75 inches 

Okay...yeah...sure...   Box 5.25 by 2.25 by 2 inches 

These plants are notoriously hard to breed.   Fake plant is 4 inches tall 3.5 inch diameter 

Helps save money and will freak out your friends   Box 4.25 by 2 by 1.5 inches

Crank the lever and watch her shimmy.   It made from a soft plastic and the girl is rubber.

A good way to use a pecker is to cover your can   Box 6 by 4.5 by 3 inches

They live up to their funniest glasses ever made claim...   Box 5.25 by 4 by 1.5 inches 

A harmonica like this makes it hard to play the blues.   Box 5.25 by 1.25 by 1.25 inches  <

Finally! A water gun that makes perfect sense...   Box 10.5 by 3.5 by 1.5 inches 

That Suzy is a stone cold fox.   Box 6 by 2.75 by 1 inches 

Push the button and watch them go at it...   Box 3.5 by 2.75 by .5 inches 

They don't look very odd to me!   Box 3.by 1.5 by .75 inches

The official way to test sex appeal.   Box 14.25 by 4.5 by 1 inches

Seniors are looking really sexy...   Box is 5 by 4 by 1 inches 

Well when it's that size...   Box 6.5 by 3 by 2 inches

Get really good at it...   Box 6.5 by 3 by 2 inches

Wisdom from a sexy mug.   3.75 inches tall 4.25 inches wide with handle 

It's only being shacked up if you're not getting any.   3.75 inches tall 4.25 inches wide with handle 

You'll love to hold it!   Box 6 by 6 by 2 inches 

Will you suck on my cigar?   Box 8.5 by 1.75 by 1.75 inches

An awesome game for a swinging group!   Box 17 by 8.5 by 1.75 inches 

An award of merit for a real sport...   The plaque is made out of cardbard.  

In three days your tally whacker will fall off...   1.5 inch diameter 

For anyone interested in male anatomy.   White base 16 by 12 inches the model sticks out 4 inches

For when the kitsch comes out...   Box 5.25 by 4.25 by .75 inches 

Toothpaste needs to be cute again. Take me back to the 70's!   Box 6 by 1.75 by 1.5 inches 

It must be toothpaste for giraffes.   Box 5.25 by 1.5 by 1.25 inches 

Wink*   6.75 by 3 by 3 inches 

A football dad gift...   Box 9.75 by 4.25 by 1.5 inches 

These are too cute to use!   Complete set (plus 2 extra). There is 3 each of the two designs in the first picture and 2 of each if the other designs so 26 total

For those who enjoy the very best...   Most likely real fur.  

For fancy butts only.   Box 3.75 by 3.75 by 1.75 inches

If you can read this belt buckle...   3 3/8 by 2 1/8 inches 

A non naughty night cap!   Sold separately. Bottle for display purposes not included. Both come with original bags and cards.

Just a couple of bar flies...   Base 4 by 3 by 1.5 inches 

Help them catch the mouse   Made in US Zone Germany.  

If you guests are hard to please, mark the chunks of meat with these.   Spikes 5 inches long

Makes bottle opening more pleasurable.   Opener is 6 by 2 by .75 inches  

That's your warning, do not touch!   Liquid can be poured out in the holes in the chest.  

Put a nail in your coffin each time you use it...   I haven't tested it because I don't have any cigarettes but all the mechanisms seem to be working. It works by picking up the front and rocking it...

Set of 6 members to one motley crew...   Each mug is approximately 5.5 inches tall 4.75 inches wide with handle&nb

These should required after a certain number of drinks.   Box 9.25 by 2.75 by 2 inches

Guaranteed to work when used properly.   5.5 by 3.75 inches

Never used but she is meant too look like she's wiggling when you bend the lever in the back.  

He doesn't look that horrible...   2.5 by 1.75 by 1 inches

Ooh la la is right!   With packaging 10 by 8.5 inches 

It doesn't ever feel like it gets you clean...   Box 4.5 by 3.5 by 2 inches 

Those hippies love their peace...   Box 6 by 2.5 by 2.5 inches