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For some it is the YES look.   3.25 by 1.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition     Thank you for looking!

Showing off all your assets...   3.25 by 1.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition     Thank you for looking!

Your hips don't lie.   3.25 by 1.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition     Thank you for looking!

My favorite shape of bottom.   3.25 by 1.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition     Thank you for looking!

She is very incognito...   3.25 by 1.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition     Thank you for looking!

It's a pan with a penis...a huge penis!   Charm is 2 by 1 by 1 inches Keyring and chain is 3 inches long   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

Push the lever to watch them go...   Charm is 3 by 1.25 inches Keyring and chain is 2 inches long   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

If you like Piña coladas...   Charm is 3 by 1.5 inches Keyring and chain is 2 inches long   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

I went to Screw U for college...   Bottom part is 1.75 by 1.25 inches     Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And they annoy everyone else...   1.75 by 1.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

This magnet is what nightmares are made out of...   1.5 by 1.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And I'd do it again...   1.5 by 1.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And once it starts wagging...   1.5 by 1.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Then who's a sinner?   1.5 by 1.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Thats why I stopped eating tomatoes.   1.5 by 1.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Magnet coming at you with the facts.   2 by 1.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Make sure they want to come first.   1.75 by 1.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

So don't forget to take it.   2.5 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And they made a big mistake letting me out.   Not including chain 2.5 by 1 3/8 inches    Some very minor scratches most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

They are all a very good judge of character.   Not including chain 2.5 by 1 3/8 inches    Some very minor scratches most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

Also not the sharpest one...   Not including chain 2.5 by 1 3/8 inches    Some very minor scratches most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

Slipping very quickly!   Not including chain 2.5 by 1 3/8 inches    Some very minor scratches most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

You get what you pay for.   8 by 8 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The hottest sketch is late summer...   8 by 8 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Sometimes the pullet is better   17 by 10 inches    Some minor spots of discoloration most likely from storage but otherwise an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows you name...   Has a metal hoop to keep apron around waist.   24 inches long 34 inches around Metal piece stretches to approx 18 inch diameter    Some stains and other wear but still an...

Grill jokes and an apron? The perfect dad gift.   27 inches long 20 inches wide not including strings  Waist strings are 17 inches long each head string has about an 7 inch diameter    Some minor marks but otherwise great vintage...

Sexy cartoons and puns are all you need in life.   29 by 15 inches    Some minor stains but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

These towels are begging to be used.   Each is 18 by 12 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The real one or the one who thinks their in charge?   Sheet 3.75 by 2.5 inches    I'm not sure if they still work as decals but definitely a cool collector's piece   Thank you for looking!

Just kidding, too many cavities and I need money...   Sheet 3.25 by 2.5 inches    I'm not sure if they still work as decals but definitely a cool collector's piece   Thank you for looking!

Totem poles are always cool.   Sheet 4 by 2.5 inches    I'm not sure if they still work as decals but definitely a cool collector's piece   Thank you for looking!

Joke garment labels are better than name brands.   Packaging 4 by 2.5 inches   Not sure if they still stick but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

I didn't say anything about weed...   3.25 inch diameter    All are new old stock and the packaging varies in condition. All the patches themselves are in great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I don't even know what clean air smells like.   3.25 inch diameter    All are new old stock and the packaging varies in condition. All the patches themselves are in great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's an uphill battle...   3.25 inch diameter    All are new old stock and the packaging varies in condition. All the patches themselves are in great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The best kind of child!   3.25 inch diameter    All are new old stock and the packaging varies in condition. All the patches themselves are in great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's not a fetish thing...   3.25 inch diameter    All are new old stock and the packaging varies in condition. All the patches themselves are in great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

These days freedom isn't a guarantee.   3.25 inch diameter    All are new old stock and the packaging varies in condition. All the patches themselves are in great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Nothing to see here.   3.25 inch diameter    All are new old stock and the packaging varies in condition. All the patches themselves are in great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And it stays there too...   3.25 inch diameter    All are new old stock and the packaging varies in condition. All the patches themselves are in great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

DCan it really be cured?   3.25 inch diameter    All are new old stock and the packaging varies in condition. All the patches themselves are in great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I'll drink to just about anything.   3 inch diameter     Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I'd like a "Where are they now?" on this Bud guy...   3.75 by 3 inches    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Get people really talking, put a condom machine in your bathroom.   24 by 14 by 5 inches    This machine is in great grungy, rusty condition! It was hanging in a dive bar for most of its life.   All the coin mechanisms work as long as...

Put a condom machine in your house! The perfect conversation piece.   In working condition and set for .25 cents    30.5 by 7 by 4 inches    This machine is in great grungy, rusty condition! It was probably hanging in a dive bar...

This doll is meant to be put in a car dashboard. It might be a huge distraction...   6 by 2.5 by 2.5 inches    Some wear and marks and missing the base but still sits up. Definitely an awesome piece    Thank you for looking!

With fun raising action...   Box 7.5 by 2.25 by 1 inches   Some wear to the box and some wear to the mirror but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Have an Oedipus Complex?   Box at widest 7 by 3 by 3 inches   Some minor wear with a small crack at the spout, but still an awesome piece!   Thank you for looking!

The only was to make the office a fun place.   Box at widest 6 by 3 inches 6.5 inches tall   The bow must have fallen off at some point and was glued back on the wrong side. Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you...

Let her help you get those hard to reach places.   14 inches long 3 inches wide   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Shoe accessories but make it sexy.   Box 8.25 by 1.25 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I'll only use a coaster if it is nice to look at...   Box 7.5 by 6.5 by 2 inches  Each coaster opening 2.5 inch diameter    Some wear to the box and the coasters from age but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Please pass the salt... Now the pepper.   Box 4.5 by 3.5 by 2 inches  Shakers 3.75 by 1.5 by 1.5   Some wear to the box and the shakers from age but still completely useable and does not affect it's hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Distract everyone at poker night, you might finally win.   3.5 by 2.25 by .75 inches    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Okay...yeah...sure...   Box 5.25 by 2.25 by 2 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

These plants are notoriously hard to breed.   Fake plant is 4 inches tall 3.5 inch diameter    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Helps save money and will freak out your friends   Box 4.25 by 2 by 1.5 inches   Some wear to the box but still an awesome unique piece    Thank you for looking!

Crank the lever and watch her shimmy.   It made from a soft plastic and the girl is rubber.   Not including crank 2.5 inch diameter    Great working condition! Some minor marks but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you...

A good way to use a pecker is to cover your can   Box 6 by 4.5 by 3 inches   Some wear and tear to the box but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

They live up to their funniest glasses ever made claim...   Box 5.25 by 4 by 1.5 inches    Some wear and tear to the box and some wear to the glasses but still a funny collectible   Thank you for looking!

Finally! A water gun that makes perfect sense...   Box 10.5 by 3.5 by 1.5 inches    The box has some wear but the water gun still works! Only push the trigger when water gun has water and don't push it all the way in or it will get stuck,...

That Suzy is a stone cold fox.   Box 6 by 2.75 by 1 inches    Some wear and stains. The squeezing to reveal action no longer works. Some of the material, specifically the black arm parts, has changed consistency and is now sticky to touch...

Push the button and watch them go at it...   Box 3.5 by 2.75 by .5 inches    Some minor wear to the box but otherwise great working condition   Thank you for looking!

They don't look very odd to me!   Box 3.by 1.5 by .75 inches   Some wear and tear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

The official way to test sex appeal.   Box 14.25 by 4.5 by 1 inches   Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity. Thermometer still works   Thank you for looking!

Seniors are looking really sexy...   Box is 5 by 4 by 1 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

If you really need to practice...   Box 6.5 by 3 by 2 inches   Some wear to the box but still an awesome unique piece   Thank you for looking!

Well when it's that size...   Box 6.5 by 3 by 2 inches   Some wear to the box but still an awesome unique piece   Thank you for looking!

Get really good at it...   Box 6.5 by 3 by 2 inches   Some wear to the box but still an awesome unique piece   Thank you for looking!

Liven up card night with 52 of the hottest guys!   3.5 by 2.5 by .75 inches    Some wear to the box and some of the cards have some minor wear but otherwise complete vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I cannot tell a lie!   Laying flat 14 by 12 inches   Unworn but have significant light stains from age. Still a very rare and awesome piece!   Thank you for looking!

Wisdom from a sexy mug.   3.75 inches tall 4.25 inches wide with handle    Crazing and other imperfections throughout but still an awesome display piece   Thank you for looking!

It's only being shacked up if you're not getting any.   3.75 inches tall 4.25 inches wide with handle    Crazing and other imperfections throughout but still an awesome display piece   Thank you for looking!

You'll love to hold it!   Box 6 by 6 by 2 inches    Some staining and pen marks on the outside. Inside is in good vintage condition. Still an awesome piece for any collector   Thank you for looking!

Business in the front, party in the back.   9 by 2.75 by 2 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

The doll no one asked for...   Doll is 8.5 inches tall Box 10 by 4.5 by 3 inches    Some staining on the doll and wear and tears to the box but it does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Will you suck on my cigar?   Box 8.5 by 1.75 by 1.75 inches   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

An awesome game for a swinging group!   Box 17 by 8.5 by 1.75 inches    Some wear to the box and also some wear and tear to the paper board but otherwise great playable condition   Thank you for looking!

An award of merit for a real sport...   The plaque is made out of cardbard.   Box 5.5 by 4.75 by 2 inches    Some minor wear to the plaque and box but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

In three days your tally whacker will fall off...   1.5 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

For anyone interested in male anatomy.   White base 16 by 12 inches the model sticks out 4 inches   Some minor scratches and wear. It is also missing a piece that would attach to the front to show the outside of the penis. Still an awesome and...

For when the kitsch comes out...   Box 5.25 by 4.25 by .75 inches    Comes with double sided tape but may no longer work. Does not stand on it's own but can also be leaned against wall for display!

Toothpaste needs to be cute again. Take me back to the 70's!   Box 6 by 1.75 by 1.5 inches    Some wear and tear to the box but otherwise great for display   Thank you for looking!

It must be toothpaste for giraffes.   Box 5.25 by 1.5 by 1.25 inches    Some wear but otherwise great for display   Thank you for looking!

Wink*   6.75 by 3 by 3 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

A football dad gift...   Box 9.75 by 4.25 by 1.5 inches    Some wear and tear to the box but pieces are in unused condition   Thank you for looking!

These are too cute to use!   Complete set (plus 2 extra). There is 3 each of the two designs in the first picture and 2 of each if the other designs so 26 total   Each napkin is approximately 4.5 by 4.5 inches   Some wear to the box. The...

For those who enjoy the very best...   Most likely real fur.   Box 7 by 7 by 3 inches   Some wear and tear to the box but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

For fancy butts only.   Box 3.75 by 3.75 by 1.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

If you can read this belt buckle...   3 3/8 by 2 1/8 inches    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

A non naughty night cap!   Sold separately. Bottle for display purposes not included. Both come with original bags and cards.   Flat 13 by 4 by 2 inches   The one in the white gown has some spots and stains but both are still awesome...

Just a couple of bar flies...   Base 4 by 3 by 1.5 inches  Openers are 2.75 inches long   Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Help them catch the mouse   Made in US Zone Germany.   2 inch diameter 3/8 inch thick   Some minor wear but still an awesome rare piece   Thank you for looking!

If you guests are hard to please, mark the chunks of meat with these.   Spikes 5 inches long Base 6.5 by 1.25 by .75 inches    Some minor wear and tear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Makes bottle opening more pleasurable.   Opener is 6 by 2 by .75 inches     Some wear to the box and discoloration to the opener but still an awesome piece!   Thank you for looking!

That's your warning, do not touch!   Liquid can be poured out in the holes in the chest.   10.25 inches tall 4 inch diameter    Some minor wear and paint loss. Also some cracking of the cork but still an awesome piece   Thank you...

Put a nail in your coffin each time you use it...   I haven't tested it because I don't have any cigarettes but all the mechanisms seem to be working. It works by picking up the front and rocking it back and forth to activate the lever on the bottom...

Set of 6 members to one motley crew...   Each mug is approximately 5.5 inches tall 4.75 inches wide with handle    Some minor marks but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Here come the firemen!   Box 7 by 4.5 by 4 inches   Some wear to the box but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!