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Here come the firemen!   Box 7 by 4.5 by 4 inches   Some wear to the box but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

These should required after a certain number of drinks.   Box 9.25 by 2.75 by 2 inches   Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Guaranteed to work when used properly.   5.5 by 3.75 inches   The instructions on the back are ripped and someone filled in with pencil what it said but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Never used but she is meant too look like she's wiggling when you bend the lever in the back.   Box 3.75 by 2.5 inches    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

He doesn't look that horrible...   2.5 by 1.75 by 1 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Ooh la la is right!   With packaging 10 by 8.5 inches    Some wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

It doesn't ever feel like it gets you clean...   Box 4.5 by 3.5 by 2 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition. Wouldn't use, display piece only.   Thank you for looking!

Those hippies love their peace...   Box 6 by 2.5 by 2.5 inches   Some wear and tear to the box. Also the toy seems to be missing the stopper and I could not get it to squirt water. Also missing one of the peace sign fingers. Still an awesome...

These Doomstones from 1978 are a perfect way to express how you feel about smoking.   5 by 4.5 by 2.5 inches    All are new old stock. Some have damages to the cardboard box but the actual stones are in great vintage condition...

Just lock them in a room with this.   Box 4.5 by 4.5 by 1.5 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect it's hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Happy hands and happy feet...   I'm not sure what they are made of but they are not real gold.   Face is 1 by .5 inches Rod is .75 inches   Some minor scratches but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And it feels so good   3.5 inches tall 3 inch diameter   Some very minor marks but all around great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I will not be trying that...   3.5 inches tall 3 inch diameter   Some very minor marks but all around great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

You can't see out of them but other people will think you look cool!   5 inches across the front when open the arms are 5.25 inches long   Some marks and wear, you can't really see out of them when worn, and a little wonky but perfect for any...

Best slicer on the course.   Including display 9.25 by 3.5   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Club throwing champion, throwing clubs over 100 yards.   Including display 9.25 by 3.5   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Golfer who hits a tree on every hole.   Including display 9.25 by 3.5   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Best natured and most understanding...   Including display 9.25 by 3.5   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Most number of times in sand traps.   Including display 9.25 by 3.5   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Make someone think you're bleeding. It's funny, right?   Package 2 by 2 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Give your friends a shock and laugh!   Package 2 by 2 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Shock and appall your friends!   Package 2 by 2 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Who would have thought this would actually become a popular look?   Package 5.25 by 3.25 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

This isn't much of a disguise these days.   Card 4.75 by 3.75 inches   Some wear to the packaging but still an awesome display piece   Thank you for looking!

Very in vogue!   Card 5.5 by 5.5 inches   Some wear to the packaging but still an awesome display piece   Thank you for looking!

Red eyes are terrifying. Do you need some Visine?   Card 4.75 by 3.75 inches   Some wear to the packaging but still an awesome display piece!   Thank you for looking!

Give somebody a heart attack with a bloody hand in the door.   With packaging 6.5 by 3 inches    Some wear to the packaging but still a cool old piece   Thank you for looking!

Any dapper vampire needs a mustache and a top hat.   Package 3.5 by 2.75 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Have a party where you invite one of each zodiac sign, then watch the chaos ensue.   Box 8 by 8 by .75 inches  Sticks 4 inches long   Some wear to the box but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

There once was a man from Nantucket...   There is 2 of each design pictured   Box 7 by 7 by 1 inches Coasters 3.25 inch diameter    Some wear to the box but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

An award for the bowler who can take a joke.   9.5 by 8 inches not including packaging   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Do it yourself because I'm tired of doing it for you.   9.5 by 8 inches not including packaging   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

But I was telling the truth...   9.5 by 8 inches not including packaging   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

That Clarence is a thrill seeker, he doesn't care.   Box 3 by 2 inches   Some wear, marks, and the mirror isn't completely clear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Before you get lip filler, this is a perfect way to test it out.   Card 4.5 by 3 inches   Some wear to the packaging but still an awesome display piece   Thank you for looking!

Actually that's my regular nose...   Card 4.5 by 3 inches   Some wear to the packaging but still an awesome display piece   Thank you for looking!

It's beyond a cucumber...   Card 4.5 by 3 inches   Some wear to the packaging but still an awesome display piece   Thank you for looking!

Quotes to live by...   Box 3 by 3 by 3 inches   Some wear to the box but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I can tell the future...   Box 4 by 4 by 4 inches   A scratch on the face in the center of where the fortune would be read. Some wear to the box and some of the liquid has evaporated so it can no longer tell your fortune but still an awesome...

I can't wait for the next party.   Coasters are 3.25 inch diameter  Box 6.26 by 6.25 by 1 inches   The box has some wear and tear and part of the plastic is ripped. The coasters are in great unused condition   Thank you for looking!

Flip the mirror and watch them dance.   2 inch diameter    Some minor wear and the mirror is fuzzy but still an awesome rare piece   Thank you for looking!

Flip to watch her strip.   2 inch diameter    Some minor wear and the mirror is fuzzy but still an awesome rare piece   Thank you for looking!

Flip to watch her dance.   2 inch diameter    Some minor wear and the mirror is fuzzy but still an awesome rare piece   Thank you for looking!

Flip upside down and cover her head for a naughty reveal.   2 inch diameter    Some minor wear and the mirror is fuzzy but still an awesome rare piece   Thank you for looking!

My, how pointy your ears are...   Card 8 by 6 inches   Some wear to the packaging but still an awesome display piece   Thank you for looking!

Nothing says party like some funny napkins!   There are 3 of each napkin except for 2 designs so 34 total remaining   Each napkin is approximately 5 by 5 inches   Some wear to the box. The napkins have some wear and marks but still an...

Some of these rumors seem more like truths.   Box 10 by 6.25 by .75 inches  Sticks 6 inches long   Some wear to the box but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

They paid all that money for balcony seats and they aren't going to watch the show.   7 by 3.25 by 2.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Strip her all the way down to the bones.   Box 3.5 by 2.25 by 1.25 inches    Most likely won't work when used. Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Get your drink from an authentic drunk guy.   Box 6.5 by 3.5 by 2.5 inches    I'm not sure if it works but all the pieces are there. Some wear and tear to the box but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

An easy way to open up another universe.   Card 7.5 by 6 inches   Some wear, tear, and bending to the packaging but still an awesome display piece!   Thank you for looking!

This antique medical tool was used to implant radioactive gold grains in order to treat cancer. Would make for an awesome film prop!   Box is 16 by 6.5 by 2.25 inches   This piece is a display piece and I'm not sure if it works and I don't...

But if you're sick, the right thing isn't getting in bed with you. You pull down on his body to reveal the message!   4.75 inches tall 1.75 inch diameter    Some minor wear and paint loss but great condition for display   Thank you...

This double sided poster is perfect for any sexy collection! From 1973, before John Holmes career took off. Will come folded.   When open 22.5 by 17.5 inches   Some rips along the edges and some wear from creasing. Still an awesome rare...

This vinyl door knob sign is guaranteed to keep people out. Just make sure you have it on the right way.   13 by 4.75 inches    Some wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

How very Dali of you.   13 by 4.75 inches    Some wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

It's Yiddish. IYKYK   13 by 4.75 inches    Some wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

It's always an emergency. This would last 10 minutes here.   Box is 5 by 5 by 2 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

You are getting older, especially if you're calling TV shows "programs."   Two sided wood block   6 by 2.5 by 1.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

Moose are the horniest animals in the world.   Plaque 9 by 7 by 1.5 inches   New old stock    Thank you for looking!

The perfect door sign if you are an antisocial asshole.   Ceramic and possibly handmade.   8 by 2.5 inches    Some minor wear and writing on the back but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

Happy Thanksgiving.   Ceramic and possibly handmade.   8 by 2.5 inches    Some minor wear and writing on the back but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

She probably shouldn't be having kids...   9 by 6.75 inches    Great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

There's Botox to help combat some effects.   9 by 6.5 inches    Some minor wear and staining of the back but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

The birds are watching.   9 by 6.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

But it's not an easy thing to do.   9 by 6.5 inches    Some minor wear and writing on the back but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

That's a nice way to say it.   9 by 6.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And the only person who's on a permanent break.   8 by 5.5 by .5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Said the chair...   11 by 2.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

A very weird, specific sign.   11 by 2.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The best of both worlds.   11 by 2.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

But not for free...   11 by 2.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

But I'm mostly a lion.   11 by 2.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Take hair of the dog to the next level.   Meant to be folded in half so you can read the sign on each side. Made of thick card paper.   Unfolded 6.5 by 5.25   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Guaranteed job security.   Meant to be folded in half so you can read the sign on each side. Made of thick card paper.   Unfolded 6.5 by 5.25   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

There's not, it all sucks.   Meant to be folded in half so you can read the sign on each side. Made of thick card paper.   Unfolded 6.5 by 5.25   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I actually take that back, about the horse.   Meant to be folded in half so you can read the sign on each side. Made of thick card paper.   Unfolded 6.5 by 5.25   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for...

I can do it when I'm not happy too.   Meant to be folded in half so you can read the sign on each side. Made of thick card paper.   Unfolded 6.5 by 5.25   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

All men are pigs.   Meant to be folded in half so you can read the sign on each side. Made of thick card paper.   Unfolded 6.5 by 5.25   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Except me, I've been farting this whole time.   Meant to be folded in half so you can read the sign on each side. Made of thick card paper.   Unfolded 6.5 by 5.25   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for...

I quit...   Meant to be folded in half so you can read the sign on each side. Made of thick card paper.   Unfolded 6.5 by 5.25   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Then take it elsewhere.   Meant to be folded in half so you can read the sign on each side. Made of thick card paper.   Unfolded 6.5 by 5.25   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I didn't get enough from selling my soul.   Meant to be folded in half so you can read the sign on each side. Made of thick card paper.   Unfolded 6.5 by 5.25   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Unless the ass starts walking.   10 by 8 inches    Some wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

But it's just so itchy.   10 by 8 inches    Some wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

So which one is it?   10 by 8 inches    Some wear and stains but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

So many accidents at night...   10 by 8 inches    Some wear and stains but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

But they can always buy more.   10 by 8 inches    Some wear and stains but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I guess back in the 50's, engineers weren't geniuses?   10 by 8 inches    Some wear and stains but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

How did that even happen?   10 by 8 inches    Some wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Braids are for everyone!   3.5 by 1.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Boomers...   3.5 by 1.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Give me an aspirin.   3.5 by 1.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Where are all your teeth?   3.5 by 1.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

What a waste of milk.   3.5 by 1.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

It should actually just be free.   9 by 7 inches   Some wear and marks and also some tiny pin holes from being hung but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

And don't let go.   9 by 7 inches   Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

That's not very convincing.   9 by 7 inches   Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

That's a crazy good deal! Inflation sucks...   9 by 7 inches   Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Every week is actually.   9 by 7 inches   Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!