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I don't want to see it.   9 by 7 inches

It doesn't work.   9 by 7 inches

You're just so funny.   9 by 7 inches

Turn it off!   9 by 7 inches

And it's the best way to do it.   9 by 7 inches

An actual transplant might be much more disturbing.   9 by 7 inches

See the trolls in their natural habitat, under a bridge.   Will ship rolled in a poster tube.  

The devil, cobras, hell has really got it going on.   Approx 34.25 by 22.25 inches 

I'd buy whatever he's pushing!   Approx 29.25 by 23 inches 

Ruining childhoods one cartoon character at a time.   35 by 23 inches 

Eat the mouse and the pussy...   Meant to be folded in half so you can read the sign on each side. Made of thick card paper.

At least he shows some ambition.   4.5 by 4.5 inches 

This could get embarrassing pretty quickly...   Box 7.75 by 6.25 by 1 inches 

Chastity is even for the older population.   10 by 8 inches 

This adult tourist map of Germany is perfect for any collector!   8.25 by 5.25 inches when closed

This adult tourist map of Germany is perfect for any collector!   8.25 by 5.25 inches when closed

This adult tourist map of Germany is perfect for any collector!   8.25 by 5.25 inches when closed

This adult tourist map of Germany is perfect for any collector!   8.25 by 5.25 inches when closed

This adult film lobby card from Mexico is perfect for any collector.   17.25 by 13 inches

This adult film lobby card from Mexico is perfect for any collector    16 by 12 inches

Neither of them wants to pay alimony, I get it.   3.75 by 3.75 inches  <

With a boss like that, I think I'd stay in the office and work. There's safety in numbers.   4.

There just aren't that many good ones out there.   4.75 by 4.75 inches 

He will regret saying that later, unless he has nothing.   3.75 by 3.75 inches 

He knew very well that wasn't Emma.   6.25 by 3 inches

With that many kids, his health and wealth are sure to decline...   3.75 by 3.75 inches 

Can't walk, can't drive, I think you should just sleep in you car.   4 inch diameter

With those success rates, I think I'll find another doctor.   3.75 by 3.75 inches 

He's about to lose his job...   3.75 by 3.75 inches 

The best kind of healing is sexual healing.   3.75 by 3.75 inches 

Because most of the time it's someone else...   5.25 inch diameter 

It's hard being a juror, especially when you're hung.   3.75 by 3.75 inches 

That's one long sock, it's really impressive he was able to get that around his neck...   4.75 by 4 inches 

Sounds like they are slowly trying to get rid out him.   6 by 3 inches

His calves don't have those kinds of curves...   4 inch diameter  

It's hard to remember how to make one when your head is all screwed up.   6 inch diameter 

Use your mind powers to stop it.   6 inch diameter 

It's his whole world...   The insert most likely needs replaced but it is a standard size.  

Better to sleep alone than the get nagged by an old hen.   The insert most likely needs replaced but it is a standard size.

She seems to have lost her top...   2.25 by 1.5 by .5 inches

Relax, have a seat...   2.25 by 1.5 by .5 inches

That's one way to work on the under carriage.   2.25 by 1.5 by .5 inches

The greatest show on earth...   2.25 by 1.5 by .5 inches

Flip the lighter and cover her head for a sexy surprise.   2.25 by 1.5 by .5 inches 

Not impossible but also not easy.   The insert most likely needs replaced but it is a standard size.  

The number one recommended gum massager...   Does not actually do anything if plugged in.

A glove like that is sure to be very handy...   6 by 4 by 1 inches  <

You need all three to fully optimize your fun.   3 by 2 by 1 inches 

You'll always have that, until it stops working...   3 by 2 by 1 inches 

For when you're feeling fancy and don't want to have kids...   3 by 2 by 1 inches <

You should probably get that appraised.   Box 3.5 by 3.25 by 1.75 inches 

It's like a genie lamp except you don't get any wishes.   6 by 3.5 by 1 inches

All maidens would be delighted to have one.   6 by 3 by 1.5 inches 

I don't see a problem here...   3 by 2 by 1 inches 

Everyone needs a stretched pecker...   10.75 by 5.75 by 1 inches 

Fruit salad is very healthy, especially when the fruit looks like that.   7.25 by 4.25 by 1.75 inches 

Believe it or not, this is actually too small for Superman.   10 by 4 by 1.25 inches 

The bigger the better...   Box 8 by 3.75 by .75 inches 

Suck on that...   Box 6 by 5.25 by 2 inches 

I wasn't expecting that one...   3 by 2 by 1 inches 

My heart throbs for you...   6 by 3.5 by 1 inches 

Keep all your sensitive parts warm in the winter.   Box 5 by 4 by .75 inches 

Doctor recommended for good oral hygiene...   Box 7.5 by 4 by 1 inches 

Designed with you in mind...   7 by 3.25 by 1 inches 

At least he's still trying...   8.25 by 4.25 by 1 inches 

The only way to get some people to brush their teeth.   7.5 by 1 by .75 inches 

And it usually won't stay up for too long.   Box 4.75 by 3.5 by 1.25 inches

A snack that you'd want for all meals...   Box is 4.75 by 5.25 by 2.75 inches 

No need to wrap it, I'll use it now.   Box 3.75 by 3.25 by 1.75 inches 

And they are the only way into a woman's...heart.   3 by 2 by 1 inches 

A girl just can't resist beautiful flowers.   Box 7.25 by 3.25 by 2.25 inches 

Protects against most pregnancies.   4.75 by 3.5 by 1.5 inches 

The cheapest and least painful way to enhance what you've got.   6.5 by 5 by 1.25 inches 

Have no fun...   3 by 2 by 1 inches 

Those wild men are easy to please.   8.25 by 4.25 by 1 inches 

What did he do to get that kind of punishment?   8.25 by 4.25 by 1 inches 

The only kind of dear I'd hunt...   The plaque is made out of cardboard  

Head down..   5.25 by 3.5 inches 

She was the only one worth saving.   6.25 by 3 inches

Someday soon...   6 by 3 inches

And he's not even the father...   3.75 by 3.75 inches 

It was a unanimous decision, all the voices in my head agreed.   6 inch diameter 

Recognize who really runs the house.   3.75 by 3.75 inches 

A monument to what?   6 by 3 by .5 inches 

Camels don't even want to be camels.   3.75 by 3.75 inches 

He's usually very wrong...   3.75 by 3.75 inches 

Poor Clarence looks terrified.    5.25 inch diameter 

I do my best work in the office.   7.5 inch diameter 

A fake book ashtray that says Humor Door, that's just too punny!   8.75 by 5.75 by 2 inches 

The perfect place to keep a badge is in the under boob.   5.25 inch diameter 

Happy feet make happy babies.   5.25 inch diameter 

That Superman is such a little rascal.   5.25 inch diameter 

A good time was had by all, except ma of course   5.25 inch diameter 

Little cock plates for your cocktail party.   2.25 by 2.25 inches 

A coaster and an ashtray all in one, they really thought of everything back then.   3.5 inch diameter 1 inch tall&

If they aren't carrying anything, that is some impressive mime work.   6 by 3 inches 

That will teach him to slither into her bed.   5 by 5 inches 

Bill should definitely make his appointment now before some other guy books it.   3.75 by 3.75

There sure was a lot of traffic going passed her house.   3.75 by 3.75 inches 

Just another bunny shaped notch on the bedpost.   5 by 5 inches