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Someday soon...   6 by 3 inches   Some of the paint is scratched off but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

And he's not even the father...   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor paint loss but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It was a unanimous decision, all the voices in my head agreed.   6 inch diameter    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

Recognize who really runs the house.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor paint loss but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

A monument to what?   6 by 3 by .5 inches    Some minor imperfections but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Camels don't even want to be camels.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some paint loss but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

He's usually very wrong...   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some paint loss but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Poor Clarence looks terrified.    5.25 inch diameter    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I do my best work in the office.   7.5 inch diameter    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Nothing says ashtray like a drunk guy hanging from a lamppost.    5.75 by 3.25 by 3 inches    Some paint chipping and other wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

A fake book ashtray that says Humor Door, that's just too punny!   8.75 by 5.75 by 2 inches    The ashtray is very chipped and some wear and tear throughout but still an awesome rare piece   Thank you for looking!

The perfect place to keep a badge is in the under boob.   5.25 inch diameter    Some minor wear to the gold but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Happy feet make happy babies.   5.25 inch diameter    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

That Superman is such a little rascal.   5.25 inch diameter    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

A good time was had by all, except ma of course   5.25 inch diameter    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Little cock plates for your cocktail party.   2.25 by 2.25 inches    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

A coaster and an ashtray all in one, they really thought of everything back then.   3.5 inch diameter 1 inch tall    One has a crack at the drawer but is still fully fuctional! Aside from some minor wear, great vintage...

If they aren't carrying anything, that is some impressive mime work.   6 by 3 inches    Some crazing but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

That will teach him to slither into her bed.   5 by 5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Bill should definitely make his appointment now before some other guy books it.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor paint loss but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

There sure was a lot of traffic going passed her house.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor paint loss but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Just another bunny shaped notch on the bedpost.   5 by 5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

An honest way to make a living...   5 by 5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

He's already given away too much milk this week.   5.25 inch diameter    There is a printing error so the lettering is hard to read. Some minor marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

No words for this one, it's pretty self explanatory what's happening here.   5.25 inch diameter    Some of the paint is scratched off but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

The layaway plan probably isn't best for this situation.   5 by 5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Hey, money is money.   6 inch diameter   Some minor paint loss but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

There's no such thing as good news anymore.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

She must have had one wild night.   5.25 inch diameter    Some minor marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

This dog really loves his toy.   5.25 inch diameter    Some minor marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Another day, another creepy doctor...   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

How do you explain the girls that run faster?   7 inch diameter    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I think it's time to push the beds together.   3.5 inch diameter .75 inches thick    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

That's some wild office party.   3.5 inch diameter .75 inches thick    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

Even these two shits have their shit together.   2.25 by 1.5 by .5 inches   Some minor marks but otherwise great vintage condition. The lighter sparks and is unfired. It should work once filled with fluid   Thank you for looking!

These would have come in handy during the great toilet paper shortage.   Box 6.75 by 3.25 by 1 inches Each roll 1.25 inches with 1 inch diameter   Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Those are the sexiest clothespins I've ever seen.   7.75 by 5.25 by .5 inches    Some wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Thanks for the reminder, now I feel even shittier.   Box 4.75 by 4.75 by 2.25 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect the gifts hilarity   Thank you for looking!

The only piece that really counts.   The plaque is made out of cardboard. The tail feels like real fur but I'm not sure if it's a real tail.   Box 5.5 by 4.75 by 1 inches    Some minor wear to the box and some slight shedding of the...

It's a post office joke, thats what the mail used to be delivered in.   Box 2 by 1 by .5 inches    Some wear and tear to the box and the miniature horse is missing a leg but still an awesome piece!   Thank you for looking!

Even if your shoes weren't good, I'd still like you to beat it.   Box 2 by 1 by .4 inches    Some wear and tear to the box and the miniature but still an awesome piece!   Thank you for looking!

Cool down hot mama.   Box .5 inches tall 1.25 inch diameter    Some wear and tear to the box and the miniature but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Give them the only Christmas gift they really deserve.   Box 2 by 2 by 2 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

A Gone With the Wind joke about beans and farts, it's a good one!   7.75 by 5.25 by .75 inches    Some wear and creased pages but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Everything you could possibly need toake your recovery more enjoyable.   Box 9.75 by 7.5 by 1.25 inches   Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Perfect for washing your mouth out.   3.75 by 2.5 by 1 inches   Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Looks like a very intense diet.   Box 8.5 by 4.5 by .5 inches    Some wear and tear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

The most effective way to warm those buns.   Does not actually work, just a gag.   Box 5.25 by 4.25 by 1.5 inches Pot 3.75 by 3 by .75 inches    Great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's probably dirty in there, that's a hard no for me.   6 by 3 by 1.25 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

There's other things I'd rather be doing daily.   Box 6.5 by 4.5 by 1 inches   Some wear and repair to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

A portable timer.   The watch band is made of thin plastic and is still able to bend.    Box 8.5 by 2 by .75 inches    Some minor wear to the box but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

If you love pets then you must also love their poop.   Box 5 by 4 by 2 inches    Some minor wear does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

They are just so fun to play with.   Not real yoyos, just for display.   6 by 3.5 by 1.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

That's one way to lose weight.   Box 5 by 4 by 1 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

These hot pants are so hot they were on fire.   8.25 by 5.25 by .75 inches   Some wear and tear to the box but does not affect its hilarity!   Thank you for looking!

Surprise! What a terrifying gift.   5.75 by 5.25 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Do you need a funny gag gift? Are you a collector of unique novelties? Or are you just looking for something humorous to laugh at? If you've answered yes to any of these questions, you're in the right place with Mid Century Moderation    These...

Really, who are you kidding?   The box is glued shut so no one can open it.    7.5 by 4 by 1.75 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

That's one way to spell it.   5.75 by 4.25 by 1 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

The only way to guarantee this would work would be to glue it shut...   Box is 7 by 4 by 1 inches   Some wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

This will really tickle you in all the right places.   5 by 4 by 1.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Some people just can't help it.   3.5 by 2.5 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I think I got the wrong Spanish fly...   6.5 by 1.75 by 1.75 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

That's one way to cure a sore throat...   3 by 2 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

It's very snappy!   3 by 2 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

They won't understand, I was just trying to be nice.   3 by 2 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I don't have the guts, I will not be sharing that information.   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Don't eat these candies! Even if they weren't over 40 years old, those candies are gross   5.75 by 4.25 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Because when you get older, food is never hot enough.   Do not actually do anything is plugged in, just a gag!   5.25 by 4 by 1.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Don't report me to the IRS...   3.75 by 3 by 1.5 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

Because sometimes it's hard to keep smiling. Actually all the time...   6.25 by 4.25 by 2 inches   Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Sometimes you need an extra friend during your time of the month.   8.75 by 3.5 by .75 inches   Some wear to the box and a blacked out sticker on the front but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Sure fire way to get things going down there...   3 by 2 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

For that not so fresh feeling, there's always glitter!   7.5 by 4 by .75 inches    Some wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Here's your reminder to always pick up your dog's poop.   7.25 by 6.25 by 1.25 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

He might know but I guess back then no one was getting a paternity test.   3 by 2 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Ah, but not everyone can pee soup...   5.75 by 4.25 by 1 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Make sure you get a very close friend who won't tell yoursecrets.   3.75 by 3 by 1.75 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

How many pennies do I have to pinch before I'm rich?   5.25 by 2.25 by 1 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Those hippies were big fans off all the pieces.   6 by 3 by 1.5 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Because nobody wants their head to get any fatter.   I do not recommend opening the bottle and using it's contents.   4.5 by 2.75 by 1.25 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

No one loves nature that much.   3 by 2 by 1 inches    Seams to be handmade. Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

A great way for men to get involved!   5.25 by 4 by 1.25 inches    Some wear to the box and sticker residue on the front but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Especially the important things.   3.75 by 3.75 by 1 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity     Thank you for looking!

You need more if there are other people around.   5 by 4 by 1 inches    Some minor wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

If I had a dollar for everytime my belly button was cold...   5 by 4 by 1 inches    Some wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

So light it can't legally be called exercise.   6.25 by 6.25 by 3 inches   Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I don't endorse this message... In most cases.   3 by 2 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Get him ready for a lifetime of marriage.   8.25 by 6 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

All golfers stink!   3 by 2 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I'm a golf peanut.   They are actual tees however they were glued into green foam that has since disintegrated. Tees will have some glue and foam residue (see picture 2).   Box 6.5 by 2 by 1.75 inches    Great vintage...

Not guaranteed to give you an actual hole in one.   They are actual tees however they were glued into green foam that has since disintegrated. Tees will have some glue and foam residue (see picture 2).   Box 6.5 by 2 by 1.75...

Hey now, you're a golf star...   They are actual tees however they were glued into the green foam and will have some glue and foam residue is taken out.   Box 6.5 by 2 by 1.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage...

Shit sprinkled with glitter will also do that...   3 by 2 by 1.25 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

If you bet your ass, you can't afford to lose.   5.75 by 4.25 by 1 inches    Some wear and tape around the box to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

You only need faith to catch fish.   5.5 by 5.5 by 1.25 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

A subtle way to tell someone they are losing their hair.   1.75 inch diameter    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

The only protection you need in case of nuclear fall out.   3.5 by 2.5 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

That advice is a little too late.   6 by 5 by .75 inches    Some wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

It's all downhill from here.   7.5 by 5 by .75 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!