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You never know when you'll need it.   3 by 2 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Don't do it, it won't be fun.   3 by 2 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

And I'm not talking watch works...   3 by 2 by .75 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Diaper suggested with this remedy.   5.75 by 4.25 by 1 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

It's mostly choked up because I dislike talking to you.   6 by 3 by 1.25 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

The rooster is the only one that should care.   3 by 2 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

That's more than enough incentive.   6 by 3 by 1.25 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Hold button on all the time.   8 by 4.25 by .75 inches   Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Take this as a hint.   3 by 2 by .75 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

So stick it where it goes.   4.5 by 3.5 by 1.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

The only affordable kind of car nowadays.   Car color will vary.   3 by 2 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity      Thank you for looking!

Gas is expensive, this is a must have!   6 by 3.5 by 1 inches   Some wear but does not affect its hilarity     Thank you for looking!

Put this in the bathroom and it's sure to be dirty soon.   10 by 7.5 by .75 inches   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Not just for men but for everyone who appreciates a women's figure.   Box is 7 by 3.25 by 2 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I can guarantee they won't have this.   Box 11.75 by 3.5 by .75 inches    Some wear to the box but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

Before it got out it left you a present...   5.5 by 4.5 by 1 inches    Some wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Wind it up and watch it beat.   5.75 by 4.5 by 1.5 inches    Some wear to the box but heart still winds up and beats!   Thank you for looking!

A good remedy for allergy season.   2.25 by 1.75 by .75 inches    It looks like the plastic was melted at some point but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Is it a young one that I look like?   6 by 3.5 by 1 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Dapper grooming tools he most likely doesn't have.   Box 6.5 by 4.5 by 1 inches   Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity     Thank you for looking!

So you can wear designer head to toe.   Box 10 by 3.25 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition!    Thank you for looking!

Leave nothing to the imagination.   Box 12.75 by 5.75 by 1 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

This is in face the only way to succeed in business.   6 by 3.25 by 1.25 inches    A hole in the front but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

From hero to zero.   3.5 by 2.5 by 1.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

There are actually a few things that would beat that...   3.5 by 2.5 by .75 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

You shouldn't have to wait until New Years for the works.   4.75 by 3.75 by 1.5 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

A good option when you don't have the time or money for a mechanic.   Box 7 by 5 by 1 inches   Some minor wear and staining but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

And I do a great job at it!   7.5 by 5.25 by .75 inches    Some wear and creased pages but does not affect its hilarity!   Thank you for looking!

It won't help your fat head but it also won't make it fatter.   5.75 by 4.25 by 1 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Also good because it's just so damn hot outside.   12 by 7.5 by 1 inches   Some wear and tear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

That's not enough hair.   Box 5.5 by 3.5 by .5 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

You also need to know how to use it.   4.75 by 3.75 by 1.5 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Why wait any longer?   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!