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Everything they say is just noise   16.5 by 4 inches  

That's one way to avoid them...   16.5 by 4 inches  

Every day, it's always the same...   16.5 by 4 inches  

World renowned!   16.5 by 4 inches  

Keep on keeping on...   16.5 by 4 inches  

It's a punishment, but not a death sentence!   1.5 inch diameter

A lady in the streets...   1.5 inch diameter

I think none?   1.5 inch diameter

Good luck in your endeavors!   1.5 inch diameter

Is a ruler long enough?   1.5 inch diameter

That shouldn't be too hard for them...   1.5 inch diameter

Taking it to the next level...   1.5 inch diameter

All cats can be dangerous   4.75 by 3.5 by 1.25 inches   

Perfect for lotion?   7.5 by 3.75 by 3.75 inches   

Do you take insurance?   1.5 inch diameter

I wonder what girls from other cities have...   1.5 inch diameter

I have no idea how that got there...   1.5 inch diameter

I am definitely not that girl...   1.5 inch diameter

I'm definitely not dull!   1.5 inch diameter

I like all kinds of women...   1.5 inch diameter

Safety first!   5.25 inch diameter   

One way to make a broad jump...   5.25 inch diameter 

But I can't resist cheese...   5.25 inch diameter  &n

It doesn't have to be that meaningful...   Made of a thin plastic  

Won't be able to keep your eye off the ball...   Golf ball size 1.5 inch diameter   

Wonder what kind of fish that will catch...   Not meant to be used, just for jokes   Lure 2.25 by 1 by 1 inches&nb

For those very special occasions! Technically a boutonnier...   Multiple colors available! Not for use, just for jokes.  

Finger tip control...   9.25 by 2.5 by 1.5 inches    Some wear and warping to the box but does not aff

For the errant knight...   Made out of plastic   6.75 by 3.75  by 1.5 inches <

You light up my life...   Not a real light, just for jokes   6.75 by 3.75  by 1.5 i

Better safe than sorry...   7 by 6 inches  

Guaranteed to control sexual urges up to 6 hours...   When closed 5.25 by 2.5 by 1.5 inches  

It's magic!   Packaging 8.25 by 4.75 inches  

And if that's still too many words for you...    Set of 9 cards  

I'd do it without the wine and dine...   Set of 9 cards  

It all feels like the same day at this point...   Set of 9 cards  

It's right here!   Set of 9 cards  

I just don't have anything...   Set of 9 cards  

Sounds like a naughty version on the Hokey Pokey...   Closed card 4 3/8 by 3.75 inches

For the little guys littler guy...   Card is 5.5 by 4.5 inches

Keep your head down!   Box 1 5/8 by 1 5/8 by 1 5/8 inches

I don't believe you, she looks fun!   No envelope, just card.  

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...   No envelope, just card.  

He wasn't that good either...   No envelope, just card.  

Do you see how shy she is?   No envelope, just card.  

No thanks...   No envelope, just card.  

Wonder what popped up...   No envelope, just card.  

Which end??   No envelope, just card.  

He does look very formal in his birthday suit...   No envelope, just card.  

What kind of formal wear is this?   No envelope, just card.  

Only an experienced golfer can get this hole in one...   No envelope, just card.   <

Do you need a tissue...   No envelope, just card.  

Now if only I could figure out how to make money off it...   No envelope, just card.  

Don't act too impulsively!   No envelope, just card.  

I can "bee" whatever I want to "bee"   No envelope, just card.  

I've learned to expect nothing. Now I'm never let down...   No envelope, just card.  

But honestly, I'd rather it be mine...   No envelope, just card.  

It might be Botox but I can't be sure...   No envelope, just card.  

I'm not correcting you, 21 sounds good to me!   No envelope, just card.  

At least they waited until they were married...   Each is 6 by 5 by 1 inches

Grab at your own risk!   Made of wood   

You can also learn by doing...   Made of wood   

No one can afford to be sick these days.   No envelope, just card.  

Owing money is definitely not funny!   No envelope, just card.  

You're looking cooler than you ever have.   No envelope, just card.  

That is putting it nicely...   No envelope, just card.  

That is one magnificent possession...   No envelope, just card.  

Also for the squirrels!   Made of thin wood and feet are plastic. Hanging tab in back can be turned down

Sometimes I'll make two!   Made of thin wood and feet are plastic. Hanging tab in back can be turned down

I'm still finding sand in the crevices...   Made of thin wood and feet are plastic. Hanging tab in back can be turned down

Adam and Eve were made for each other...   Made of plastic   5.7Each statue is 7.5 by 2.25 by 2 inches

I love all my friends...   Made of plastic   5.75 by 2 by 1.5 inches

Right on is right!    Made of plastic   5 by 3 by 2 inches

Maybe a little too friendly. Pass the soap...   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity&n

Something to look forward to...   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity 

There are people scarier than a wife. A mother is law is one...   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not aff

A bikini is too much coverage...   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity 

It really is possible!   6 by 3.5  by 1.5 inches    Some wear, tear, and crushing to the box but

Does the soap actually sud? Not sure. But does it need to? Probably not...   Box 8.5 by 1.75 by 1.75 inches <

It's time for wacky races!   Box 4 by 4 by 4 inches 

Sorry, I didn't mean to be so harsh...   No envelope, just card.  

Do you think I'm sexy?   No envelope, just card.  

If you don't, too bad!   No envelope, just card.  

Is there anything else I'm getting?   No envelope, just card.  

I thought it was what's behind...   15.5 by 10.25 inches 

I sure hope not!   15.5 by 10.25 inches 

I wonder how much that rental is...   15.5 by 10.25 inches 

I'm glad too!   15.5 by 10.25 inches 

That's my favorite game!   15.5 by 10.25 inches 

Nothing is impossible!   15.5 by 10.25 inches 

That's one way to ruin a cake   3.5 by 2.5 by 1.5 inches 

Another year older... another year shittier   Box 4.75 by 4.75 by 2.25 inches 

I want my money back!   15.5 by 10.25 inches 

Don't waste time even wrapping it...   15.5 by 10.25 inches 

Not any troubles like that   When you pull open the box you flip up the tab for a secret message  

I don't really need a friend either...   When you pull open the box you flip up the tab for a secret message  

I was trying to fail...   When you pull open the box you flip up the tab for a secret message  

I'll gladly use that to my advantage!   When you pull open the box you flip up the tab for a secret message  

I didn't have one either...   When you pull open the box you flip up the tab for a secret message  

You can make one at home! DIY!   Box 7.25 by 3 by 1.75 inches