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For golf related emergencies   6.75 by 3.25 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Big surprise from a little fellow...   Box 4.25 by 2 by 1 inches    Some wear and tear to the box. Also not sure if it works but still a fun display piece!   Thank you for looking!

Forget dick in a box! Here's dick in a cake...   Box 5.75  by 5.75 by 4.5 inches  Cake 5.75 inch diameter 4.5 inches tall    Some wear to the box and cake but still a fun pop up surprise    Thank you for looking!

Do you think it's kosher?   Box 3.5 by 3.5  by 1.5 inches    Some wear and tear to the box and some wear to the roll, also some of the hair is shedding. Still a funny collectible   Thank you for looking!

Let this lovely lady keep your keys company.   Charm is 1.75 by 1.25 inches Keyring and chain is 2 inches long   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

More fun than a barrel of monkeys?   Charm is 1.75 by .5 inches Keyring and chain is 2 inches long   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

As long as you vote...   2.25 inch diameter    Some minor scratches and other spots of wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

The dirtiest!   2.25 inch diameter    Some minor scratches and other spots of wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Truckin' forever!   2.25 inch diameter    Some minor scratches and other spots of wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Unless it's the wacky kind of leaf...   2.25 inch diameter    Some minor scratches and other spots of wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Mostly I'm hot, turn down the heat!   2.25 inch diameter    Some minor scratches and other spots of wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

He loves you too...   2.25 inch diameter    Some minor scratches and other spots of wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

And you thought you had some rough toilet paper   Does not actually do anything if plugged in   9.25 by 2.75 by 1.5 inches    Some wear to the box and corn cob but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Real fork, fake diet...   7.25 by 2.75 by .5 inches    Some wear to the box and tarnish on the fork but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

She'll love it!   Appox. 17 by 3 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Micro thin and transparent    Appox. 17 by 3 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Avoid disappointment of premature climax   Appox. 17 by 3 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

She will be happy you tried it!   Appox. 17 by 3 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I investigate the most private of matters...   6 by 3.5 by 1 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

A monster for your monster   Not for use!   Box 2 by 1.5 by 1 inches    Some minor wear and part of the face is squished but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Nothing like a devil tongue...   Not for use!   Box 2 by 1.5 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

The precursor to Spanx   3 5/8 by 2 5/8 by 7/8 inches    Some wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I guess this is the closest I'm ever getting to a fur coat...   3 5/8 by 2 5/8 by 7/8 inches    Some wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Well like 50% sure...   1 1/8 inch diameter   Some minor wear and rust spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

No but does YOUR mama? Definitely the inspiration to Abba...   1 1/8 inch diameter   Some minor wear and rust spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

It's that simple    1 1/8 inch diameter   Some minor wear and rust spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Good looking...   1 1/8 inch diameter   Some minor wear and rust spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I'm just soo hungry   1 1/8 inch diameter   Some minor wear and rust spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Who the hell is Mable?!   1 1/8 inch diameter   Some minor wear and rust spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Anything goes!   1 1/8 inch diameter   Some minor wear and rust spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

How wet I'll be...   1 1/8 inch diameter   Some minor wear and rust spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

The best way to really communicate your needs to each other   Box 9 by 8 by .75 inches Caps approximately 10 by 9 inches    Some wear, tear, and crushing to the box and some wear to the caps but does not affect its hilarity   Thank...

FOCUS!   4 inch diameter    Some minor wear and imperfections but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

You're bigger than I remember    4 inch diameter    Some minor wear and imperfections but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Some feel cockier than others   4 inch diameter    Some minor wear and imperfections but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

The most honest drinking glass...   Listing is for one glass   4 inches tall 3.25 inch diameter   Some very minor marks but all around great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

1...2...3...69   Listing is for one glass   4 inches tall 3.25 inch diameter   Some very minor marks but all around great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Don't move, I'm jumping you either way   Listing is for one glass   4 inches tall 3.25 inch diameter   Some very minor marks but all around great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

How I wish I could respond to most things...   Not including chain 3.25 by 1.25 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

Just wash your hands   Not including chain 3.25 by 1.25 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

I really like you...   Not including chain 3.25 by 1.25 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

It's definitely right about the rich part   Not including chain 3.25 by 1.25 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

Sup bro!   Not including chain 3.25 by 1.25 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

Let your beau know... you wish he was a hunk   Not including chain 3.25 by 1.25 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

Who wouldn't want to hold on to these?   Pens do not work, just a fun display piece   Box 7.5 by 3 by 1 inches   Some wear to the box and some wear to the pens but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Out of this world!   17.25 by 3.25 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Tease her and please her...   17.25 by 3.25 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Decal for a side splitting novelty    15.25 by 3.25 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Everyone needs a little love!   9 by 7 inches   Some wear and marks but does not affect it's hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Wonder exactly what's he's thinking about...   Box 5 by 3.25 by 2.5 inches    Some wear to the box and cone but does not affect its hilarity. Cone does not stand on its own, it's a little top heavy.   Thank you for looking!

That's what I do too!   Comes in a plastic container    1.25 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Make your wreath door worthy...   2 by 1.75 inches    Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

He's really such a creep   2 by 1.75 inches    Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

He's getting really close...   2 by 1.75 inches    Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

She's not bluffing   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Shucks is right!   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

She just wasn't built to play   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Wonder what they are getting around to   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Best view in the whole town...   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Even the dog's not buying it.   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Whose are they?   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Helllooo nurse!   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I hope she's into bears...   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I've also always wondered where Jones come from!   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Well when you say things like that it makes me feel like you did...   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

The best kind of denim...   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

That's what the doctor told me, I swear!   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Then I always throw them back in the water...   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

You can tell he's also a cool cat...   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I'm going to need more pearls... and maybe some diamonds.   4.75 by 3.5 by 1 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

He's actually one of the better ones...   5.75 by 3.75 by .75 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

So that's why I've never won before   5.5 by 4.5 by 1 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I must have made a wrong turn off Route 666...   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I was born to rock!   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Seems like an unlikely pairing for a surfer...   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Deal me in!   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Try not to get electrocuted   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

She could if he bulls up.   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I'd take more brief lines of you have them.   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

She should really read that before she signs it.   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

He's lucky there wasn't a shark   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I really do mean it...   9 by 7 inches   Some wear and marks but does not affect it's hilarity   Thank you for looking!

That's how a lucky day begins.   9 by 7 inches   Some wear and marks but does not affect it's hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Nothing says thanks like a sign. Way better than a card!   9 by 7 inches   Some wear and marks but does not affect it's hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Keep on keeping on...   9 by 7 inches   Some wear and marks but does not affect it's hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Never forget to smile!   9 by 7 inches   Some wear and marks but does not affect it's hilarity   Thank you for looking!

There are many ways to play cornhole...   Toy is 3.75 by 1.5 by 1.25 inches   Some wear and tear to the box but otherwise great working condition   Thank you for looking!

You can find other things in there too.   2.25 by 1.75 by .5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

For those hard to reach screws.   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Really get it stretched out...   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches    Some wear and imperfections but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I've been meaning to get my hands on this...   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

A very specific kink.   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

There's a reason it's the world's oldest profession.   2.25 by 1.75 by .25 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Never let your lighter run out of gas, eat beans!   7 by 4 by 1 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Don't worry, they stretch if you're too big to fit...   Box 5 by 5 by 1 inches   Probably not meant to be worn. Box has some wear and tear and there is a hole in the hose most likely from age.   Thank you for looking!

Well hello right back at you.   9 by 7 inches   Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Always available...   9 by 7 inches   Some wear and marks but does not affect it's hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Especially those feet...   9 by 7 inches   Some wear and marks but does not affect it's hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I wonder what your 1st favorite is.   9 by 7 inches   Some wear, marks, and it's missing a chunk out of the top left corner but does not affect it's hilarity   Thank you for looking!

That's your only warning    9 by 7 inches   Some wear and marks but does not affect it's hilarity   Thank you for looking!