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I prefer front seat driving, then you can yell in their face.   1.25 inch diameter

A word about Screw and Al Goldstein... Started in 1968, Screw was one of the first publications that normalized pornography and sex. Its creator, Al Goldstein, was a supporter of first amendment...

A word about Screw and Al Goldstein... Started in 1968, Screw was one of the first publications that normalized pornography and sex. Its cre

A word about Screw and Al Goldstein... Started in 1968, Screw was one of the first publications that normalized pornography and sex. Its creator, Al Goldstein, was a supporter of first amendment...

You think you're a super stud, but you're really a super dud.   Box 8 by 5 by 1.25 inches

A sucker's delight!   Each bottle cap is 3 inches tall and 1 inch in diameter 

Good thing there are two there.   Box 4.5 by 4.5 by 2 inches 

Leave nothing to the imagination   Box 7.5 by 4.5 by 1 inches 

That looks painful.   3.5 by 2 inches 

Hold on tight!   3.5 by 2 inches 

Your kid is a creep!   3.5 by 2 inches 

He's either doing something really wrong or really right...   3.5 by 2 inches 

You might actually sell more if you stand there.   3.5 by 2 inches 

Keep those scissors away from me!   3.5 by 2 inches 

I sure do miss him...   3.5 by 2 inches 

What is going on here? Like how would this ever happen??   3.5 by 2 inches 

Her car isn't going to be fixed, the mechanic is too distracted.   3.5 by 2 inches 

However, they might have hot make up peace the next morning...   17 by 10 inches 

All kinds of indulges may cause bulges.   17 by 10 inches 

Anything for a mink coat!   17 by 10 inches 

Get out now while you still have some dignity...and money.   3.75 by 3.75 inches 

Especially below the belt.   3.75 by 3.75 inches 

And don't get caught.   3.75 by 3.75 inches 

Not completely sure what this guy's deal is, but it looks like he would be a good time.   Pinch bottom part of keychain and pull and open.

Killing time and buying poverty, these are things to protest.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches 

Hopefully you don't make any mistakes while you're scheming.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches 

Do it my way, do it tomorrow.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches 

Or you could nag your husband into buying you a Cadillac.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches 

Here's your reminder to stop worrying about money.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches 

Can't wait to get familiar with you so we can do some pleasure.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches 

Using your head must have caused you to flunk.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches 

This magazine straight from England is full of risque fun!   Approximately 25 pages of dirty jokes and cartoons.   10.75 by 8

This magazine straight from England is full of risque fun!   Approximately 25 pages of dirty jokes and cartoons.   10.75 by 8

This magazine straight from England is full of risque fun!   Approximately 25 pages of dirty jokes and cartoons.   10.75 by 8

This magazine straight from England is full of risque fun!   Approximately 25 pages of dirty jokes and cartoons.   10.75 by 8

This magazine straight from England is full of risque fun!   Approximately 25 pages of dirty jokes and cartoons.   10.75 by 8

Shit also draws flies.   No envelope, just card.  

A doctor is also the owner of a lot of money.    No envelope, just card.  

Nothing says surprise like a card that says you're pregnant.   No envelope, just card.  

Another favor, don't come back either.    No envelope, just card.  

Send this card for an easy way to tell your friend you're no longer friends.   No envelope, just card.  

New age health advice from a doctor's associate.   No envelope, just card.  

If it's anything else, do not disturb.   Packaging 9 by 5.75 inches

The only way to ensure you never lose.   3 by 2 by 1 inches 

Facts, if you can't get any food in your mouth, you will lose weight.   Box 6.25 by 5 by 1 inches 

Even bald heads need self care.   Box 7.75 by 2.5 by .75 inches 

Especially when the mouse has you by the balls.   4 inches tall 3.25 inch diameter

A fun time will be had by all!   Film reel is untested but the box is perfect for display!   Box is 5.25 by

The devil made me do it, and I don't regret it   Film reel is untested but the box is perfect for display!  

The bigger the badder.   Film reel is untested but the box is perfect for display!   Box is 7 by 6.5 by .75 &nbs

Nothing wrong with a bad voluptuous woman.   Film reel is untested but the box is perfect for display!   Box is 7 by 6.5 by .7

Santa Claus is coming to town...   Works but Santa needs a little push to get him going.  

He ain't nothin' but a hound dog.   Works best when would an placed on flat surface. &nb

Wind them up and watch them go!   3.75 by 1.5 by 1.25 inches

Are pussies always this jolly?    Feet color will vary.  

For quick sex on the go.   Box 2 by 1.5 by .25 inches

The dog also ate my pin so you know I'm not lying.   1.25 inch diameter

The Chevy monster strike again!   1.25 inch diameter

Right after I scratch your face off.   1.25 inch diameter

Appetite for destruction may cause bull shit.   1.25 inch diameter

And it's a bad habit...   1.25 inch diameter

And how did I get here?   1.25 inch diameter

Actually, I really wish I didn't.   1.25 inch diameter

Nice girls need to the most.   1.25 inch diameter

Swedish Erotica is a classic porno series that's a must have for any film buff, in the buff.   Film is untested but the box and pamphlet are perfect for display!  

Swedish Erotica is a classic porno series that's a must have for any film buff, in the buff.   Film is untested but the box and pamphlet are perfect for display!  

Swedish Erotica is a classic porno series that's a must have for any film buff, in the buff.   Film is untested but the box and pamphlet are perfect for display!  

Do not share with others, it's unhygienic.   Box 14.25 by 2.5 by 1.25 inches 

Keep it warm and supported.   5.25 by 4 by 1.25 inches 

Forgotten beauty tips from the past.   7.75 by 3.75 by .75 inches

Sex to Sexty was probably the premier risque comic book. The most inappropriate jokes and cartoon panels, especially by today's standards.    10.75 by 8.5 inches

Sex to Sexty was probably the premier risque comic book. The most inappropriate jokes and cartoon panels, especially by today's standards.    10.75 by 8.5 inches

Sex to Sexty was probably the premier risque comic book. The most inappropriate jokes and cartoon panels, especially by today's standards.    10.75 by 8.5 inches

Sex to Sexty was probably the premier risque comic book. The most inappropriate jokes and cartoon panels, especially by today's standards.    10.75 by 8.5 inches

Sex to Sexty was probably the premier risque comic book. The most inappropriate jokes and cartoon panels, especially by today's standards.    10.75 by 8.5 inches

Sex to Sexty was probably the premier risque comic book. The most inappropriate jokes and cartoon panels, especially by today's standards.    10.75 by 8.5 inches

Sex to Sexty was probably the premier risque comic book. The most inappropriate jokes and cartoon panels, especially by today's standards.    10.75 by 8.5 inches

Actually treat me better than the queen.   Not including chain 3 by 1.25 inches 

But I can't lower them anymore...   Not including chain 3 by 1.25 inches 

Decisions, decisions...   Not including chain 3 by 1.25 inches 

I think it's time to throw you in the pit.   Not including chain 3 by 1.25 inches <

You don't want to look in there...   Not including chain 3 by 1.25 inches 

Don't worry, I'm a professional at not thinking.   3.75 by 3.75 inches 

The more money the better.   3.75 by 3.75 inches 

It can't all be that bad.   3.75 by 3.75 inches 

I don't even want it.   3.75 by 3.75 inches 

I'm still going to fart..    Pin changes image when you move it  

Too bad because that's what I'm calling you.   Pin changes image when you move it  

I actually prefer my asshole...   Pin changes image when you move it  

And you thought bees have the best honey to eat...   Pin changes image when you move it  

Full of articles, comics, and advertisments from the golden age of porn and smut, this newspaper is a must have for any collector!   16.5 by 11.5 inches

Full of articles, comics, and advertisments from the golden age of porn and smut, this newspaper is a must have for any collector!    16.5 by 11.5 inches

Full of articles, comics, and advertisments from the golden age of porn and smut, this newspaper is a must have for any collector!    16.5 by 11.5 inches

It's actually a very serious research project.   No envelope, just card.  

I wish my gesture was bigger.   No envelope, just card.  

I think it might actually be impossible to turn you into a prince let alone make you a handsome one    No envelope, just card.

She's good in other positions too.   No envelope, just card.  

Nothing turns you on like a round of golf, all those balls and holes.   No envelope, just card.  

You didn't have to get me something so big.   No envelope, just card.  

What's so funny?   No envelope, just card.