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Her car isn't going to be fixed, the mechanic is too distracted.   3.5 by 2 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

However, they might have hot make up peace the next morning...   17 by 10 inches    Some minor spots of discoloration most likely from storage but otherwise an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

All kinds of indulges may cause bulges.   17 by 10 inches    Some minor spots of discoloration most likely from storage but otherwise an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Anything for a mink coat!   17 by 10 inches    Some minor spots of discoloration most likely from storage but otherwise an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Get out now while you still have some dignity...and money.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Especially below the belt.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And don't get caught.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Pull the chain to make it erect, no little blue pill necessary.   Charm is 1 by .75 inches Keyring and chain is 2 inches long   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

Not completely sure what this guy's deal is, but it looks like he would be a good time.   Pinch bottom part of keychain and pull and open.   Charm is 1.5 by 1 inches Keyring and chain is 3 inches long   Some minor wear but otherwise great...

It's a scale keychain of John Holmes... Just kidding.   Charm is 1.25 by .25 inches Keyring and chain is 2 inches long   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

Killing time and buying poverty, these are things to protest.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches    Some wear and tear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Hopefully you don't make any mistakes while you're scheming.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches    Some wear and tear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Do it my way, do it tomorrow.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches    Some wear and tear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Or you could nag your husband into buying you a Cadillac.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches    Some wear and tear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Here's your reminder to stop worrying about money.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches    Some wear and tear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Can't wait to get familiar with you so we can do some pleasure.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches    Some wear and tear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Using your head must have caused you to flunk.   Approximately 2 by 2 inches    Some wear and tear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

This magazine straight from England is full of risque fun!   Approximately 25 pages of dirty jokes and cartoons.   10.75 by 8 inches   Some wear and stains to cover and some pages but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for...

This magazine straight from England is full of risque fun!   Approximately 25 pages of dirty jokes and cartoons.   10.75 by 8 inches   Some wear and stains to cover and some pages but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for...

This magazine straight from England is full of risque fun!   Approximately 25 pages of dirty jokes and cartoons.   10.75 by 8 inches   Some wear and stains to cover and some pages but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for...

This magazine straight from England is full of risque fun!   Approximately 25 pages of dirty jokes and cartoons.   10.75 by 8 inches   Some wear and stains to cover and some pages but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for...

This magazine straight from England is full of risque fun!   Approximately 25 pages of dirty jokes and cartoons.   10.75 by 8 inches   Some wear and stains to cover and some pages but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for...

Shit also draws flies.   No envelope, just card.   4.25 by 2.25 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

A doctor is also the owner of a lot of money.    No envelope, just card.   4.25 by 2.25 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Nothing says surprise like a card that says you're pregnant.   No envelope, just card.   4.25 by 2.25 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Another favor, don't come back either.    No envelope, just card.   4.25 by 2.25 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Send this card for an easy way to tell your friend you're no longer friends.   No envelope, just card.   4.25 by 2.25 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

New age health advice from a doctor's associate.   No envelope, just card.   4.25 by 2.25 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

If it's anything else, do not disturb.   Packaging 9 by 5.75 inches   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

The only way to ensure you never lose.   3 by 2 by 1 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Facts, if you can't get any food in your mouth, you will lose weight.   Box 6.25 by 5 by 1 inches    Some wear and writing on the box and some old stickers on the back but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Even bald heads need self care.   Box 7.75 by 2.5 by .75 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Especially when the mouse has you by the balls.   4 inches tall 3.25 inch diameter   Some very minor marks but all around great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

A fun time will be had by all!   Film reel is untested but the box is perfect for display!   Box is 5.25 by 5.25 by .5   Some wear, tear, and rips to the box   Thank you for looking!

The devil made me do it, and I don't regret it   Film reel is untested but the box is perfect for display!   Box is 7 by 7 by .5   Some wear, tear, and rips to the box   Thank you for looking!

The bigger the badder.   Film reel is untested but the box is perfect for display!   Box is 7 by 6.5 by .75   Some wear, tear, and rips to the box   Thank you for looking!

Nothing wrong with a bad voluptuous woman.   Film reel is untested but the box is perfect for display!   Box is 7 by 6.5 by .75   Some wear, tear, and rips to the box   Thank you for looking!

Santa Claus is coming to town...   Works but Santa needs a little push to get him going.   3.75 by 1.5 by 1.25 inches   Some minor wear to the box but otherwise great working condition. Be careful not to overwind the mechanism, they are...

He ain't nothin' but a hound dog.   Works best when would an placed on flat surface.   3.75 by 1.5 by 1.25 inches   Some minor wear to the box but otherwise great working condition. Be careful not to overwind the mechanism, they are almost...

Wind them up and watch them go!   3.75 by 1.5 by 1.25 inches   Some minor wear to the box but otherwise great working condition. Be careful not to overwind the mechanism, they are almost 30 years old so wind gently.   Thank you for looking!

Are pussies always this jolly?    Feet color will vary.   Box 2.75 by 1.75 by 1.5 inches   Some minor wear to the box but otherwise great working condition. Be careful not to overwind the mechanism, they are almost 30 years old so...

Never leave the house without your wing men.   Keychain has 5 flaps with photos on each side   Photos are 2 3/8 by 1 3/8 inches   Some minor wear and scratches but still a perfect collectable    Thank you for looking!

For quick sex on the go.   Box 2 by 1.5 by .25 inches   Some minor wear to the box but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

The dog also ate my pin so you know I'm not lying.   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

The Chevy monster strike again!   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Right after I scratch your face off.   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Appetite for destruction may cause bull shit.   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

And it's a bad habit...   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

And how did I get here?   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Actually, I really wish I didn't.   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Nice girls need to the most.   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Swedish Erotica is a classic porno series that's a must have for any film buff, in the buff.   Film is untested but the box and pamphlet are perfect for display!   Box is 6 by 7 by 1   Some wear, tear, and rips to the box   Thank you...

Swedish Erotica is a classic porno series that's a must have for any film buff, in the buff.   Film is untested but the box and pamphlet are perfect for display!   Box is 6 by 7 by 1   Some wear, tear, and rips to the box   Thank you...

Swedish Erotica is a classic porno series that's a must have for any film buff, in the buff.   Film is untested but the box and pamphlet are perfect for display!   Box is 6 by 7 by 1   Some wear, tear, and rips to the box   Thank you...

Do not share with others, it's unhygienic.   Box 14.25 by 2.5 by 1.25 inches    Some wear to the box but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

Keep it warm and supported.   5.25 by 4 by 1.25 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Forgotten beauty tips from the past.   7.75 by 3.75 by .75 inches   Some wear to the box and her butt has become concave but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Sex to Sexty was probably the premier risque comic book. The most inappropriate jokes and cartoon panels, especially by today's standards.    10.75 by 8.5 inches   Some minor wear to cover and some pages but does not affect its...

Sex to Sexty was probably the premier risque comic book. The most inappropriate jokes and cartoon panels, especially by today's standards.    10.75 by 8.5 inches   Some minor wear to cover and some pages but does not affect its...

Sex to Sexty was probably the premier risque comic book. The most inappropriate jokes and cartoon panels, especially by today's standards.    10.75 by 8.5 inches   Some minor wear to cover and some pages but does not affect its...

Sex to Sexty was probably the premier risque comic book. The most inappropriate jokes and cartoon panels, especially by today's standards.    10.75 by 8.5 inches   Some minor wear to cover and some pages but does not affect its...

Sex to Sexty was probably the premier risque comic book. The most inappropriate jokes and cartoon panels, especially by today's standards.    10.75 by 8.5 inches   Some minor wear to cover and some pages but does not affect its...

Sex to Sexty was probably the premier risque comic book. The most inappropriate jokes and cartoon panels, especially by today's standards.    10.75 by 8.5 inches   Some minor wear to cover and some pages but does not affect its...

Sex to Sexty was probably the premier risque comic book. The most inappropriate jokes and cartoon panels, especially by today's standards.    10.75 by 8.5 inches   Some minor wear to cover and some pages but does not affect its...

Actually treat me better than the queen.   Not including chain 3 by 1.25 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

But I can't lower them anymore...   Not including chain 3 by 1.25 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

Decisions, decisions...   Not including chain 3 by 1.25 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

I think it's time to throw you in the pit.   Not including chain 3 by 1.25 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

You don't want to look in there...   Not including chain 3 by 1.25 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

Don't worry, I'm a professional at not thinking.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The more money the better.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It can't all be that bad.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I don't even want it.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Actually I am easy, no discussion necessary   Pin changes image when you move it   1.75 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I'm still going to fart..    Pin changes image when you move it   1.75 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Too bad because that's what I'm calling you.   Pin changes image when you move it   1.75 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

My favorite type of person!   Pin changes image when you move it   1.75 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

It depends what kind of grass, some might be equally good.   Pin changes image when you move it   1.75 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity. Also had to replace the pin part so it's not original...

But maybe I can make a exception...   Pin changes image when you move it   1.75 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I actually prefer my asshole...   Pin changes image when you move it   1.75 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

And you thought bees have the best honey to eat...   Pin changes image when you move it   1.75 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Unless you wanted to be part of it.   Pin changes image when you move it   1.75 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Full of articles, comics, and advertisments from the golden age of porn and smut, this newspaper is a must have for any collector!   16.5 by 11.5 inches   Some wear, tear, and the paper is fragile. This newspapers is over 50 years old and are a...

Full of articles, comics, and advertisments from the golden age of porn and smut, this newspaper is a must have for any collector!    16.5 by 11.5 inches   Some wear, tear, and the paper is fragile. This newspapers is over 50 years old and...

Full of articles, comics, and advertisments from the golden age of porn and smut, this newspaper is a must have for any collector!    16.5 by 11.5 inches   Some wear, tear, and the paper is fragile. This newspapers is over 50 years old and...

It's actually a very serious research project.   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I wish my gesture was bigger.   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I think it might actually be impossible to turn you into a prince let alone make you a handsome one    No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

She's good in other positions too.   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Nothing turns you on like a round of golf, all those balls and holes.   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The only way I'll fish from now on...   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

You didn't have to get me something so big.   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

What's so funny?   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

That's Dr Pooper Scooper to you.   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Nothing better than the juicy KFP.   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

But it's mostly strange.   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3.75 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And I'd do it again!   1.75 by 1 1/8 by 3/8 inches    Some small scratches, crazing, and wear but still an awesome piece!   Thank you for looking!

She's such a lovely lady that Rose Marie.   Box 2.5 by 1 by .75 inches   Some wear and tear to the box but trick still works   Thank you for looking!

Now you can keep your nipples warm!   10 by 4 by 1.25 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

The doll nobody asked for but thank god it exists!   Doll is 8.5 inches tall Box 10 by 4.5 by 3 inches    Some wear and tear but it does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!