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It's the only thing I have time for.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Especially when you're around.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

The best kind of devil is the sexy one.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I don't have enough mind for multiple tracks.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Oversexed and sweet are the best combination.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Or we can keep it a mystery, if that's what you're into.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

You might want to see a doctor for that.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I know it's hard but at least try.   Background looked like it's moving when you move card   6 by 3 inches   Some wear and stains but does not affect its hilarity or lenticular ability    Thank you for looking!

I honestly can't even commit to that membership.   Background looked like it's moving when you move card   6 by 3 inches   Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity or lenticular ability    Thank you for looking!

I lose the race every year.   Background looked like it's moving when you move card   6 by 3 inches   Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity or lenticular ability    Thank you for looking!

This is a cause I really support.   Background looked like it's moving when you move card   6 by 3 inches   Some wear and marks but does not affect its hilarity or lenticular ability    Thank you for looking!

It might be too late if the orgy has already started.   4 inches tall 3.25 inch diameter   Some very minor marks but all around great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Nothing says anniversary like a good swing.   4 inches tall 3.25 inch diameter   Some very minor marks but all around great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And there isn't a cure.   4 inches tall 3.25 inch diameter   Some very minor marks but all around great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

There's so many jobs available today.   Listing is for ONE glass.   4 inches tall 3.25 inch diameter   Some very minor marks but all around great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Some people have long comings.   4 inches tall 3.25 inch diameter   Some very minor marks but all around great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

But we could keep trying...   Listing is for 1 glass.   4 inches tall 3.25 inch diameter   Some very minor marks but all around great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The only way Snow White could make the most out of those 7 men.   5.25 by 3.5 inches   Some wear, stains, and rust spots but still a hilarious little book!   Thank you for looking!

For some species, it's always mating season.   5.25 by 3.5 inches   Some wear, stains, and rust spots but still a hilarious little book!   Thank you for looking!

Everyone was coming in their pants at that party.   5.25 by 3.5 inches   Some wear, stains, and rust spots but still a hilarious little book!   Thank you for looking!

Not sure which one is stinkier.   5.25 by 3.5 inches   Some wear, stains, and rust spots but still a hilarious little book!   Thank you for looking!

Not a very good salesman...   5.25 by 3.5 inches   Some wear, stains, and rust spots but still a hilarious little book!   Thank you for looking!

And that was my favorite Hawaiian vacation.   5.25 by 3.5 inches   Some wear, stains, and rust spots but still a hilarious little book!   Thank you for looking!

Nothing says rock n' roll like a skull and cross guitars.   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

My favorite fantasies involve cosmic unicorns.   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

But everyone is into money.    1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

As long as you don't hit the concrete...   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

And I'm happy to be locked up.   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear and the pin has surface rusting but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

A word about Screw and Al Goldstein... Started in 1968, Screw was one of the first publications that normalized pornography and sex. Its creator, Al Goldstein, was a supporter of first amendment rights. Never afraid to tell people how he really felt or...

A word about Screw and Al Goldstein... Started in 1968, Screw was one of the first publications that normalized pornography and sex. Its creator, Al Goldstein, was a supporter of first amendment rights. Never afraid to tell people how he really felt or...

A word about Screw and Al Goldstein... Started in 1968, Screw was one of the first publications that normalized pornography and sex. Its creator, Al Goldstein, was a supporter of first amendment rights. Never afraid to tell people how he really felt or...

A word about Screw and Al Goldstein... Started in 1968, Screw was one of the first publications that normalized pornography and sex. Its creator, Al Goldstein, was a supporter of first amendment rights. Never afraid to tell people how he really felt or...

It's never too late to enjoy yourself.   3 3/8 inch diameter    Some minor scratches and other spots of wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

But if you have experience, that works too.   3 3/8 inch diameter    Some minor scratches and other spots of wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

And tell me all your problems.   3 3/8 inch diameter    Some minor scratches and other spots of wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Correction, must travel alone.   3 3/8 inch diameter    Some minor scratches and other spots of wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

100% guaranteed to prevent pregnancies. As a bonus, it also prevents cheating.   6.75 by 3.75 by 1.75 inches    Some wear, tear, and tape reminders on the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

When you have trouble getting it in...   5.5 by 4.5 by 1.25 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

The only fool proof way! Actually this method depends on them being a fool.   6 by 3 by 1.25 inches    Some wear, tear, and crushing to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Warms all kinds of hot dog shaped things.   6 by 3.5 by 1 inches    Some wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I've always wanted to get screwed!   5 inches tall 2.75 inch diameter    Can is a little hard to open. Some marks and wear but still an amazing decorative novelty for any pop art lover!   Thank you for looking!

The only time the coyote succeeded.   2.25 by 1.5 by .5 inches    Unfired and sparks should work when filled but if you choose, you can buy a new insert which is a standard size. Some scuffs and the enamel plate is cracked but still an...

Sometimes he can go twice a night but he's still never king.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some paint loss but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Something else is about to also be late...   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some paint loss but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

The only time it's appropriate to mix business and pleasure.   3.75 by 3.75 inches    Some paint loss but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

And it was the funniest joke she ever told...   Not including chain 3 by 2 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

And also never finding her...   Not including chain 3 by 2 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

If anything, just for the night...   Not including chain 3 by 2 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

And you better agree with it...   Not including chain 3 by 2 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

Those are my boundaries...   Not including chain 3 by 2 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

Get the fire extinguisher ready!   Not including chain 3 by 2 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

It's very well protected...   Not including chain 3 by 2 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

They should also come with a money back guarantee.   Not including chain 3 by 2 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

Unless you get eaten by a shark...   Not including chain 3 by 2 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

It wasn't easy to get her to fit...   Not including chain 3 by 2 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

It's all an illusion...   Not including chain 3 by 2 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

The only letter I'll dedicate my life to...   Not including chain 3 by 2 inches    Some very minor scratches and wear most likely shelf wear but perfect for use   Thank you for looking!

Thank god that's not my family. Worst reunion ever...   9.5 by 6.5 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Psychedelic smut is the best kind of smut.   17 by 12 inches   Some significant wear, tear, and the paper is EXTREMELY fragile. When they were originally mailed, they were folded in half and now there is some major tearing some that extends...

 Psychedelic smut is the best kind of smut.   17 by 12 inches   Some significant wear, tear, and the paper is EXTREMELY fragile. When they were originally mailed, they were folded in half and now there is some major tearing some that...

Don't try too hard, you may hurt yourself.   Made out of thick cardboard.   6.5 by 4.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Hopefully someone hears you yell.   Made out of thick cardboard.   6.5 by 4.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Save that mistake for tomorrow.   Made out of thick cardboard.   6.5 by 4.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I'm concentrated on taking a nap.   Made out of thick cardboard.   6.5 by 4.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Other things are more fascinating. I'd rather be watching something else.   Made out of thick cardboard.   6.5 by 4.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I think you've got your point across.   Made out of thick cardboard.   6.5 by 4.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

The time spent counts as something.   Made out of thick cardboard.   6.5 by 4.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

A funny book about feet doing what makes them really happy.    6 by 6 inches   Some minor wear and tear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I always knew Dennis was a huge creep.   5.5 by 5.5 inches   Some minor wear and tear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Everyone loves a good pun, especially when it involves being hairy.   8.5 by 5.5 inches   Some minor wear and tear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Things get weird when the women live in the mountains.   8.5 by 5.5 inches   Some minor wear and tear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The most unique way to wish someone a happy birthday. And there's a clown, everyone loves clowns...   7 by 2.75 by .5 inches   Some wear to the label but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

The best way to ask for a huge favor is with a lighthearted message in a bottle.   7 by 2.75 by .5 inches   Some wear to the label but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

So easy even a caveman can do it.   6.25 by 4 inches   A little fragile and some slight separation of the plastic front to the postcard back but still perfect for display. Some minor wear and small cracks but still an awesome piece   Thank...

It's not easy to mind your own business, it's actually one of the hardest things you can do.   6.25 by 4 inches   A little fragile and some slight separation of the plastic front to the postcard back but still perfect for display. Some minor...

Unless your work depends on thinking, just try not to strain your brain.   6.25 by 4 inches   A little fragile and some slight separation of the plastic front to the postcard back but still perfect for display. Some minor wear and small cracks...

It's actually a really fun hobby, each doll is my friend.   6.25 by 4 inches   A little fragile and some slight separation of the plastic front to the postcard back but still perfect for display. Some minor wear and small cracks but still an...

An expert is the worst kind of person.   6.25 by 4 inches   A little fragile and some slight separation of the plastic front to the postcard back but still perfect for display. Some minor wear and small cracks but still an awesome...

Here is your reminder to keep it shut.   6.25 by 4 inches   A little fragile and some slight separation of the plastic front to the postcard back but still perfect for display. Some minor wear and small cracks but still an awesome...

Let's hope she's none of the above!   6.25 by 4 inches   A little fragile and some slight separation of the plastic front to the postcard back but still perfect for display. Some minor wear and small marks but still an awesome...

No one else wants it but I know you can't keep it all to yourself.   6.25 by 4 inches   A little fragile and some slight separation of the plastic front to the postcard back but still perfect for display. Some minor wear and small marks but...

Who goofed? It definitely wasn't me!   6.25 by 4 inches   A little fragile and some slight separation of the plastic front to the postcard back but still perfect for display. Some minor wear and small marks but still an awesome...

And that's also a lie...   6.25 by 4 inches   A little fragile and some slight separation of the plastic front to the postcard back but still perfect for display. Some minor wear and small marks but still an awesome piece   Thank you for...

Everyone loves money!    6.25 by 4 inches   A little fragile and some slight separation of the plastic front to the postcard back but still perfect for display. Some minor wear and small marks but still an awesome piece   Thank you...

I guess your not smart, my mistake.   6.25 by 4 inches   A little fragile and some slight separation of the plastic front to the postcard back but still perfect for display. Some minor wear and small marks but still an awesome...

Why do these two look so happy?   6.25 by 4 inches   A little fragile and some slight separation of the plastic front to the postcard back but still perfect for display. Some minor wear and small marks but still an awesome piece   Thank...

Everybody wants to be the boss.   6.25 by 4 inches   A little fragile and some slight separation of the plastic front to the postcard back but still perfect for display. Some minor wear and small marks but still an awesome piece   Thank...

Who wouldn't love that face?   6.25 by 4 inches   A little fragile and some slight separation of the plastic front to the postcard back but still perfect for display. Some minor wear and small marks but still an awesome piece   Thank you...

I'd rather it be a box of chocolates.   6.25 by 4 inches   A little fragile and some slight separation of the plastic front to the postcard back but still perfect for display. Some minor wear and small marks but still an awesome...

Just a little love tap.   6.25 by 4 inches   A little fragile and some slight separation of the plastic front to the postcard back but still perfect for display. Some minor wear and small marks but still an awesome piece   Thank you for...

Say no, she won't remember it anyways.   6.25 by 4 inches   A little fragile and some slight separation of the plastic front to the postcard back but still perfect for display. Some minor wear and small marks but still an awesome...

The tighter the hug, the greater the love.   6.25 by 4 inches   A little fragile and some slight separation of the plastic front to the postcard back but still perfect for display. Some minor wear and small marks but still an awesome...

Dimmit dammit is right!   Sticker most likely no longer sticks.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's the only opinion that matters.   Sticker most likely no longer sticks.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And there's a chance I'm one of them!   Sticker most likely no longer sticks.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Do you get paid more if you have more arms?   Sticker most likely no longer sticks.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

No one fucking cares nowadays.   Sticker most likely no longer sticks.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

They will take the money, they might just not follow through.   1.75 inch diameter   Some wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

And you don't want to wake this beast.   2 inch diameter   Some wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

And make them pay all the rent.   1.75 inch diameter   Some wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!