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It's a Sammy Davis Jr quote, the young people would never figure that out.   3 3/8 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I'm actually into that, please do all of the above.   2.25 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Or if you hate rainbows and grass, it's a bad time.   2.25 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Wrap it up!   2.25 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

That means you can also eat me.   2.25 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

It's more expensive but also more fun.   2.25 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

That dog has fangs, listen to the sign.   2 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

And keep on roller skating naked.   2 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

It shouldn't be hard, there's nothing going on in there.   2 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I have no idea how I got here...   2 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I'm going to vomit...   2 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Make sure everyone knows what they are dealing with.   2.25 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Do you want a ride?   2.25 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Also where do you like me?   2.25 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

The mood of the century.   2.25 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

This is either going to be a good trip or a bad trip.   2.25 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

You know what they say about big assholes...   2.25 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Like I couldn't tell by looking at you...   2.25 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

There's no way that's possible.   2.25 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Pith on me.   2.25 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Do you have a hammer for some quality bangs?   2.25 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I could barely see it without the pin.   2.25 inch diameter   Some wear and spots but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

But it doesn't have to wake you up.   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I won't turn into a prince but I'll take the kiss.   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Couldn't get much higher...   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

That's one sassy bull.   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Or stop, I really don't care...   1 1/8 inch diameter   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

The person hiding under their desk is the boss.   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

So I won't...   1.25 inch diameter   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Sticks and stones are also exciting is certain situations.   1.75 inch diameter   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Or maybe I won't, you don't deserve it.   1.75 inch diameter   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

And you look really dumb...   1.75 inch diameter   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I'm the bigger bitch.   1.75 inch diameter   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

These lips can do way more than just kissing.   1.75 inch diameter   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

And I'm really close to achieving perfection.   1.75 inch diameter   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

It's hard when you don't have a mind.   1.5 inch diameter   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Too late, I'm already there.   1.75 inch diameter   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I know that's when you were born.   1.75 inch diameter   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

He knows that's not true but he doesn't want everyone else knowing.   1 3/8 inch diameter each   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

The cling wrap must have stolen that slogan from this pin...   1.75 inch diameter   Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Not accepting any bull.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

A really good pal.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

She actually smells terrible.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

I know how you love to play tricks.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

They make a great couple.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

It's them who act like dogs.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

I never forget a scent.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

For sale at a great price    2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

It wasn't the right decision.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

The worst kind of scent.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Did you guess right?   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

It's not the reason you stink at golf.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

To make one like this is a tease.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Bet you didn't knows dogs can be gigolos.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Karma coming at you from a fire hydrant.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

They can always go first.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

I think it's the other way around...   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Poor guy can't reach.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Too bad they will have to wait.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

You smell delicious!   1 3/8 inch diameter   Some small scratches and wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

He's the saddest sack.   1 3/8 inch diameter   Some small scratches and wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Hurry up before they get you.   1 3/8 inch diameter   Some small scratches and wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

This doesn't send the best message.   1 3/8 inch diameter   Some small scratches and wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

You break it, you buy it.   1 3/8 inch diameter   Some small scratches and wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Swedish Erotica is a classic porno series that's a must have for any film buff, in the buff.   Film is untested but the box and pamphlet are perfect for display!   Box is 6 by 7 by 1   Some wear, tear, and rips to the box   Thank you...

Swedish Erotica is a classic porno series that's a must have for any film buff, in the buff.   Film is untested but the box and pamphlet are perfect for display!   Box is 6 by 7 by 1   Some wear, tear, and rips to the box   Thank you...

Swedish Erotica is a classic porno series that's a must have for any film buff, in the buff.   Film is untested but the box and pamphlet are perfect for display!   Box is 6 by 7 by 1   Some wear, tear, and rips to the box   Thank you...

And I'm looking really hard.   2 inch diameter    Some minor wear and the pin part is bent but still functional    Thank you for looking!

And that isn't necessarily a good thing.   2 inch diameter    Some minor wear and scratces but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Thanks for asking!   2 inch diameter    Some minor wear and the pin part is bent but still functional    Thank you for looking!

Don't get close if you don't want zapped.   Approx 7/8 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Ouch!   Approx 7/8 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

And it's not coming back any time soon.   Approx 7/8 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I prefer a different kind of pot...   Approx 7/8 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

But I'm mostly just nuts.   Approx 7/8 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

New season coming soon!   Approx 7/8 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

I have all the power...   Approx 7/8 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

It would be a cop out...   Approx 7/8 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

They are the real problem.   Approx 7/8 inch diameter    Some minor wear and scratching (front bottom left) but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

And it's really struggling to hold it together.   Approx 7/8 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

That may blow up in your face...   Approx 7/8 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Really rockin' bugs.   Approx 7/8 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Contents fragile.   1.75 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

The doctor obviously doesn't know you.   3.5 by 2.5 inches    Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

I prefer my dog's company.   3.5 by 2.5 inches    Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Really, just go!   3.5 by 2.5 inches    Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

I think I'll do just fine.   3.5 by 2.5 inches    Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

She's the reason I can't.   3.5 by 2.5 inches    Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

You're actually just a snake.   3.5 by 2.5 inches    Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Well if you were the only guy, your also have trouble.   3.5 by 2.5 inches    Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

It will make your teeth a lighter shade of yellow...   3.5 by 2.5 inches    Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

How it actually feels to rent a car.   3.5 by 2.5 inches    Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Perms are back in style!   3.5 by 2.5 inches    Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

If you want to feel a buzz...   3.5 by 2.5 inches    Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

See the anger, taste the anger...   3.5 by 2.5 inches    Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Don't get clean with Ivoreen.   3.5 by 2.5 inches    Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Drink Mudhieser, turn into a pig.   3.5 by 2.5 inches    Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

The hottest lipstick of the season!   Box 3.5 by .75 by .75 inches    Some minor wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

These really, really old condoms won't protect but are still pretty cool.   Unopened but condoms look to have disintegrated. Not for use!   Box 2 by 1.75 by 1 inches    Some minor wear to the box but does not affect its...

These are so old they are guaranteed to not prevent pregnancy.   Full box of 12. Not for use!   Box 4.75 by 2.5 by 1 inches    Some minor wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!