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I bet you thought it was going to be something else...   Box 6 by 3 by 1.35 inches    Some minor wear to the box but does not affect its hilarity   Thank you for looking!

Everyone looks better in the dark.   Plush is 4 by 1.5 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Giddy up!   Plush is 4 by 2 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

They won't have a choice!   Pin changes image when moved.   1.75 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Squeeze it hard.   Pin changes image when moved.   1.75 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

A really great job!   Pin changes image when moved.   1.75 inch diameter    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Any tree will do.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

I think I'm in love.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

I wonder who they would vote for.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

So be careful what you do.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

He's the wrong person to depend on.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

It's too cold to be monkeying around outside.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

She's actually better off without him.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear and stains from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Glad it isn't me...   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

That's what you want them to think.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Everything mixed with a poodle! This card predicted the future.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

It's in your best interest to stay far.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

That's one way to protect your ass.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

I just want to get to know you...by sniffing your butt.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

A day of art and culture...   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

I'm not afraid to admit, I don't actually get the joke...   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

The only way to warm up your bum.   2.5 by 2 inches    Some wear from age but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

It's my favorite brand.   1 inch diameter    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And keep it there!   1 1/8 inch diameter   Some small scratches but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Any color hair can actually park here, I don't discriminate.   1 3/8 inch diameter   Some small scratches but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

He probably deserved it...   1 1/8 inch diameter   Some small scratches but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

That's actually a great deal!   2.25 inch diameter   Some small scratches but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

It's just in poor taste...and I like it!   1 3/8 inch diameter   Some small scratches but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Everything is going more than well!   2.25 inch diameter    Some small scratches but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Amen for men!   2.25 inch diameter    Some small scratches but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

He should just join in...   2.25 inch diameter    Some small scratches but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I'll only warn you once.   2.25 inch diameter    Some small scratches but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

And I'm never coming down.   2.25 inch diameter    Some small scratches but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Spill the tea!   2.25 inch diameter    Some small scratches but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

And it's a very nice figure.   2.25 inch diameter    Some small scratches but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Always a good time in the tunnel of love...   2.25 inch diameter    Some small scratches but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I owe you one!   2.25 inch diameter    Some small scratches but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

What a great one it is!   2.25 inch diameter    Some small scratches but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Actually don't talk at all.   3 3/8 inch diameter    Some minor scratches and other spots of wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

I hate work, but I love drinking.   3 3/8 inch diameter    Some minor scratches and other spots of wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

The only kind of president I'd want to be.   3 3/8 inch diameter    Some minor scratches and other spots of wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Maybe the tomorrow after tomorrow...   3 3/8 inch diameter    Some minor scratches and other spots of wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

You're actually not even that.   3 3/8 inch diameter    Some minor scratches and other spots of wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Sometimes I do bite...   3 3/8 inch diameter    Some minor scratches and other spots of wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Hopefully this works!   3 3/8 inch diameter    Some minor scratches and other spots of wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

You should just stay lost.   3 3/8 inch diameter    Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

If you didn't before, that sting should help.   3 3/8 inch diameter    Some minor scratches and other spots of wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

The biggest mystery of the night.   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 3.5 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

He looks exhausted...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 3.5 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Advice on your graduation day...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 3.5 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

You'll be forced to rest.   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 3.5 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Because divorce should be a celebration!   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 3.5 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

The fox had a lot of his mind.   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 3.5 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

When you can't even poop in peace...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 3.5 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Just trying to make you feel good for a brief moment.   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 3.5 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Caught and trapped...   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 3.5 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

What did you say?   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 3.5 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Sure to be a good trip!   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 3.5 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

How ironic!   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 3.5 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

A parody permanent match for someone with a strange sense of humor...   1.75 by 1 1/8 by 3/8 inches    Some small scratches, crazing, and wear but still an awesome piece!   Thank you for looking!

Keep on keeping on...   1.75 by 1 1/8 by 3/8 inches    Some small scratches, crazing, and wear but still an awesome piece!   Thank you for looking!

Bootleg Mr. Natural at your service.   1.75 by 1 1/8 by 3/8 inches    Some small scratches, crazing, and wear but still an awesome piece!   Thank you for looking!

Not too busy, I just don't want to.   5.75 by 3.75 inches   Still in plastic! Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Just dropping you a line...   5.75 by 3.75 inches   Still in plastic! Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Always support women!   5.75 by 3.75 inches   Still in plastic! Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

No reason not to smile!   5.75 by 3.75 inches   Still in plastic! Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Balloons will make anyone smile.   5.75 by 3.75 inches   Still in plastic! Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

More eyes, less worries.   5.75 by 3.75 inches   Still in plastic! Some minor wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

He's just begging to be caught.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

No tan lines!   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

He wants to get in her business...   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

The perks of being a sugar baby.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

Ask before, she might say yes...   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

It's going to impossible to get some rest.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

The worst peeper around...   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

Nighttime is the perfect time for sight seeing.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

You may not want to know the future...   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

And I still haven't caught anything.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

Been feeling high too..    5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

At least you get a warning!   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

He was very thorough...   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

Actually step on the pedal and take me home.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

When the cats away the mice will play...   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

She looks thrilled...   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

The softer the bottom, the safer the dive.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

The other half not bad either.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

You must be very jealous.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

The best view on the beach.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition    Thank you for looking!

She's a winner up close too!   5.5 by 3.5 inches    It's been used and mailed and there's some wear from that but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

He must be feeling twice as hot.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And it will never be yes...   5.5 by 3.5 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

You don't actually look that busy.   5.5 by 3.5 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's not that clean if you keep changing to something dirty...   5.5 by 3.5 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And never come back...   5.5 by 3.5 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I've gotten really good at ignoring you.   5.5 by 3.5 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking! 

Mass produce these and put them on every car!   5.5 by 3.5 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking! 

That was sarcastic, we actually don't care.   5.5 by 3.5 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking! 

It's not a terrible curse to have.   5.5 by 3.5 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking! 

A word about Screw and Al Goldstein... Started in 1968, Screw was one of the first publications that normalized pornography and sex. Its creator, Al Goldstein, was a supporter of first amendment rights. Never afraid to tell people how he really felt or...

A word about Screw and Al Goldstein... Started in 1968, Screw was one of the first publications that normalized pornography and sex. Its creator, Al Goldstein, was a supporter of first amendment rights. Never afraid to tell people how he really felt or...