Adult Naughty Humor Comic Business Card Gag Gift Joke Sex Cartoon Novelty Changed Mind Officer Ticket Car Mid Century Modern Retro Vintage

This would never work today! Well actually it might but it really shouldn't. Honestly I'd take the ticket to begin with.

3.25 by 1 7/8 inches 

Some stains and wear but does not affect its hilarity 

Thank you for looking!