Greeting Cards, Postcards, & Paper Products

And if that's still too many words for you...    Set of 9 cards   3.5 by 2 inches    Plastic is open and some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I'd do it without the wine and dine...   Set of 9 cards   3.5 by 2 inches    Plastic is open and some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It all feels like the same day at this point...   Set of 9 cards   3.5 by 2 inches    Plastic is open and some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's right here!   Set of 9 cards   3.5 by 2 inches    Plastic is open and some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I just don't have anything...   Set of 9 cards   3.5 by 2 inches    Plastic is open and some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I don't believe you, she looks fun!   No envelope, just card.   8.75 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear and stains but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear and stains but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

He wasn't that good either...   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear and stains but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

Do you see how shy she is?   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear and stains but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

No thanks...   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear and creasing on the upper right hand corner but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

Wonder what popped up...   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

Which end??   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

He does look very formal in his birthday suit...   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

What kind of formal wear is this?   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

Only an experienced golfer can get this hole in one...   No envelope, just card.   9 by 3 7/8 inches   Some wear but still a hilarious and rare card   Thank you for looking!

Do you need a tissue...   No envelope, just card.   6.75 by 3 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Now if only I could figure out how to make money off it...   No envelope, just card.   6.75 by 3 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Don't act too impulsively!   No envelope, just card.   6.75 by 3 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

I can "bee" whatever I want to "bee"   No envelope, just card.   6.75 by 3 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

I've learned to expect nothing. Now I'm never let down...   No envelope, just card.   6.75 by 3 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

But honestly, I'd rather it be mine...   No envelope, just card.   6.75 by 3 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

It might be Botox but I can't be sure...   No envelope, just card.   6.75 by 3 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

I'm not correcting you, 21 sounds good to me!   No envelope, just card.   6.75 by 3 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

No one can afford to be sick these days.   No envelope, just card.   8.5 by 3.75 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Owing money is definitely not funny!   No envelope, just card.   6.5 by 2 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

You look like you need some glue   No envelope, just card.   7.5 by 3.5 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

You're looking cooler than you ever have.   No envelope, just card.   8.5 by 3.75 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

That is putting it nicely...   No envelope, just card.   7 by 3.5 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

That is one magnificent possession...   No envelope, just card.   7 by 3.5 inches   Some wear but still an awesome piece   Thank you for looking!

Maybe a little too friendly. Pass the soap...   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Something to look forward to...   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

There are people scarier than a wife. A mother is law is one...   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

A bikini is too much coverage...   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Sorry, I didn't mean to be so harsh...   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Do you think I'm sexy?   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

If you don't, too bad!   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Is there anything else I'm getting?   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's my favorite activity too!   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Thanks a lot.   No envelope, just card.   9.5 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's just for your body...   No envelope, just card.   8.5 by 4.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

She's not bluffing   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Shucks is right!   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

She just wasn't built to play   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Wonder what they are getting around to   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Best view in the whole town...   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Even the dog's not buying it.   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Whose are they?   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Helllooo nurse!   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I hope she's into bears...   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I've also always wondered where Jones come from!   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Well when you say things like that it makes me feel like you did...   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

She could if he bulls up.   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I'd take more brief lines of you have them.   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

She should really read that before she signs it.   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

He's lucky there wasn't a shark   5 3/8 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Surprise your Francophile friend with this fun postcard! French translates to: I'll be home as soon as I'm naked   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

You don't know what kind of trouble you have until your hoof is on your udder. Put things into perspective with this postcard!   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

This beach has more than just new faces!   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

There isn't anything much better than a beer and pretzel, except maybe you!   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

There are many reasons to not trust a Tom cat, this is the main one.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

 Ask any married car salesman and he will attest to this fact.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

The only way to keep the dogs out is to put a lock on the chicken coop.   5.5 by 3.5 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

The shortage they are talking about if from the 70's but everyone can definitely relate to our recent toilet paper shortage. Maybe not everyone can relate to the penis shortage though.    No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4...

Don't say you want to have a blast if you don't really mean it.   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I don't want to hear that story...or maybe I do. It might come in handy one day.   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Nothing says get well like a good old boner.   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

This kind of nurse must have been really popular in the 70's, the decade of "anything goes."   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Spinach is very healthy, this is why Popeye ate so much of it.    3.75 by 2.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The only cowgirl on the dude ranch...and on all the dudes.   3.75 by 2.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Both hands on the wheel, unless you are parked then all bets are off.   3.75 by 2.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

The hotel staff definitely know you're having sex in your hotel room, don't try to hide it.   3.75 by 2.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Even cows get confused which udder is theirs.   3.75 by 2.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

If the robber gets a whiff of what he's done he might leave them alone.   3.75 by 2.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I feel like it's not normal if you don't want to bowl on your wedding night.   3.75 by 2.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Money is dirty enough, peeing in the cash register is probably one of the worst ideas ever.   3.75 by 2.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Cheese is really good! Even if you aren't trying to catch a mouse, this would probably work.   3.25 by 1 7/8 inches    Some stains and wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Not a bad idea, the helium would keep them looking very perky.   3.25 by 1 7/8 inches    Some stains and wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

This would never work today! Well actually it might but it really shouldn't. Honestly I'd take the ticket to begin with.   3.25 by 1 7/8 inches    Some stains and wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Good thing it's not a cactus, that could get very prickly.   3.25 by 1 7/8 inches    Some stains and wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Depending on how hot it is and what you're into, this could feel really refreshing.   3.25 by 1 7/8 inches    Some stains and wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

It was the red bow, the rascal just couldn't resist it.   3.25 by 1 7/8 inches    Some stains and wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

This is anyone with a penis's worst nightmare about using public restrooms.    No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Old school technique for constipation, this could cause problems in a non hospital setting...unless you're into that.   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for...

For some people, this probably is a pretty happy accident that you might not want to fix.   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

It's always fun to emasculate men with a snarky card!   No envelope, just card.   9.25 by 4 inches   Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

I think she's had 3 or 4 already.   3.75 by 2.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

He must be a smut film star in witness protection.   3.75 by 2.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Definitely an out of date joke but if you remember this era, this is hilarious.   3.75 by 2.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Well then, stop sticking your business in my nose!   3.75 by 2.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

That was a very strong sneeze.   3.75 by 2.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Wouldn't mind having the zoo crew as my drinking buddies.   3.75 by 2.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that!   3.75 by 2.25 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Can't help it, gotta stop and stare.   5 7/8 by 4 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

That's why he hasn't been playing very well.    5 7/8 by 4 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

That cop was a little too thorough.   5 7/8 by 4 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

I'm a little confused about what she thought was happening when he got out of the car because the horn is usually inside    5 7/8 by 4 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

Tentancles, testicles, what's the difference?   5 7/8 by 4 inches    Some minor wear but does not affect its hilarity    Thank you for looking!

That looks painful.   3.5 by 2 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Hold on tight!   3.5 by 2 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!

Your kid is a creep!   3.5 by 2 inches    Some minor wear but otherwise great vintage condition   Thank you for looking!